Originally Posted by Mike from Suicidal Tendencies

No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know,
why don't you get me a Pepsi?
She goes:
- No, you're on drugs,
I go:
- Mom, I'm all ok, I'm just thinking
And she goes:
- No, you're on drugs normal people won't be acting that way
I go-
mom All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me,
just one Pepsi...