The Newlywed Game
 

A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, 'I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin.'

The husband replies, 'That's no big thing in this day and age.'

The wife continues, 'Yeah, I've been with one guy.'

'Oh yeah? Who was the guy?'

'Tiger Woods.'

'Tiger Woods the golfer?'

'Yeah.'

'Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.'

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

'What are you doing?' asks his wife.

The husband says, 'I'm hungry , I was going to call room service and get some food brought up.'

'Tiger wouldn't do that!' she claims.

'Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?'

'He'd come back to bed and do it a second time.'
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

'What are you doing?' she asks.

The husband says, 'I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food.'

'Tiger wouldn't do that,' again she claims.

'Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?'

'He'd come back to bed and do it a third time.'

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, 'Are you calling room service?'

'No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!'

hehehe.

OK, that was extremely funny!

That was funny! Let's hope for a bogey!

Good one, uncle phil :thumbsup:

Smooth.

That one needs a rim shot.

And cue the Tiger Woods' fist pump.

You know, Tiger Woods played the Stryker course at Fort Bragg while I was stationed there. Some of my Joes were assigned to that bullshit detail and came back telling me that Tiger is a real asshole. Foul-mouthed and short-fused, he's like the male version of Britney Spears when she can't get her frappamochasoyhalfcafflattechino just the way she wants it.

good one!