Stupid and silly, still my fav somehow
 

Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?

A: U "neek" up on it

Q: How do you catch a tame bunny?

A: 'Tame' way u "neek" up on it




I know it's stupid and corny but it still makes me giggle for some reason...

I don't get it.

u sneak, u neek, unique
tame way, same way

come on people, this joke kills in the elementary schools!

Elementary schools and with really really drunk people.

Q: What's brown and green and if it falls on you from a tree will kill you?

A: A snooker table.


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I told this at work the other day, and one of the warehouse drones thought it was great - so he walked into the office and said "Go on, tell them the snooker table joke".