Mixed Emotions
 

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions.
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He turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
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She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends..."

mixed emotions, indeed

LMAO

oh my goodness. This is quite funny.

Wow, my head would explode like that guy in Scanners.