Happily Married
 

The best man at the wedding is waiting nervously for the groom. It's only minutes before the wedding and he's no where to be found. Suddenly he appears with a huge smile on his face. He says, 'I am marrying the best woman in the world. My bride to be just have me the most amazing blow job! After we are married sex is going to be incredible.'
Meanwhile the bride slides past the maid of honor. Just as they are about to enter the sanctuary the bride whispers 'I am the happiest woman in the world. I just gave my last blow job!'

good one

it's funny because it's true ...

very true :(

sad but true

I'm not looking forward to it being true.

Nice

i don't want to believe it to be true :~(

Sad but true.... :(

dear lord, poor guy, it's incredibly sad because it's true :(

lol fuckit, im not getting married :)