Original Jokes
 

think of an original joke (meaning by YOU) and post.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill said to Jack "Gimme a piggy back ride." Jack respdond "I'd like to, but I dont like the way your penis rubs up and down on my back."

(I hope its original enough, other its just coincidence)

huh? I don't get it! :confused:

...Shouldn't it be Jack and Bill in that case?

little miss muffet
sat on a tuffet
tickling her clit one day.
she stuck in her thumb
and pulled out a plum
and said
"fucking blood-clot"

to those ppl who dont get the joke. Jack is just being an @$$ saying that Jill have a penis.

Re: Original Jokes
 

What would you get if the Holy Sacrament was a hot pocket (TM)?


CrispyCrunchyTenderFlaky Christ!

sorry...

jack and jill went up the hill, to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son