The prisoner
 

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
While running away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair,he then ties the woman to the bed. While he's on top of her, he kisses her neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
In his abscence the husband proceeds to tell his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison and hasn't seen a woman in years. I noticed how much he enjoyed kissing your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous,if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong Honey and remember how much I love you.To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way and you're right,he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked where we kept the vaseline. Be strong Honey..... I love you too!

bwahaahaaa, i like it

Ouch...

Heard it before, but it's a classic!

Buahahaha!!! Awesome!!

hehe, that's great. I hate to think how awkward their relationship would be afterwards.

Ooohhh. Now THAT is eating your words.
thanks cchris

Now dosent he feal stupid, and fucked? ;)

what a man, asking your woman to do that for the sake of your own life? he deserves it, and it was funny, thanks

Do what you want to the girl! But leave me alone!

he's fucked.. literally

hahaha, love it

nice one :D

...ouch...:|

rofl

uhhh *help*

What's good for the goose . . . . .

Lol, that's just great, one of the best I've heard in awhile. I can just imagine the look on the guy's face.

Bahahahahahah Nice twist

Classic!

hahahaha, ouch!

That is a classic! I need to run out and tell my friends that joke!