Dont talk to the parrot...
 

Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!" When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the parrot drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

ahh.. good one...
things like this relieve the tension...

Like it, I like it

Aaargg.... what an idiot.. good joke!

hehehe.. smart bird..

Gotta love the offended parrot.

i would still kill the bird before i get maimed by the dog

^ True dat...

HAH!

Oh shit!!!

Cool joke! Now that's a security system!

great joke if only i could teach a bird that trick

HAHA killer :)

Well trained dog, better trained parrot :)

Good clean jokes can be rare. Thanks

Heh, I'm keeping that one.