Not sure how funny, but...A PERFECT woman (as told by my father)
 

A perfect woman is three feet tall with a flat head.


Why?


Three feet tall so she doesn't have to kneel.
And a flat head so you can stick your beer on top of her ;)


...My dad is one sick SOB :P

Don't forget a boob on her back for dancing.

hmm she'd look pretty fucked up though :?

It'd be intersting to dance whilst getting a blowjob, fondling breasts and drinking beer ;)

although if she's only 3 foot tall i don't know how it'd work....

hehe, that got a little chuckle out of me ;)

You forgot a round mouth, no teeth and pistol grips for ears.

hmmm....food for thought...

sounds inbred to me.....

Re: Not sure how funny, but...A PERFECT woman (as told by my father)
 

In the full joke she turns into a pizza after the blowjob.