The Loving Husband
 

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is >back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


Glad

The owner of the phone is screwed.

Hope it wasn't mine

Classic!

I know it's not my phone, cuz it wouldn't be in a "club"!

If I was one of the other guys in the locker room, my laughing so would have given it away. Nice.

*LOL* Yeah, then he gets his ass kicked by the guy who's phone it was. >_<

Hmm, I'll have to keep an eye out for un-attended cell phones and try this out ;)

"Honey, I was thinking you might want to go buy a whole new wardrobe today, if you have time?"

I like it very much as long as it wasn't my phone

hahaha, anthor reason i hate cell phones

very funny! made me laugh.

Oh man that was great!

haw, made the fi bust out loud ;)

hahah the dangers of gettin married!