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mrquackers 10-02-2003 02:24 AM

Soothing words
 
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my tush is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!"

nofnway 10-03-2003 01:43 AM

can't say that at home

giblfiz 10-04-2003 12:17 PM

harsh, but funny

KellyC 10-04-2003 10:36 PM

i saw another one like this...i'm pretty sure its a repost...funny though

10-05-2003 02:45 AM

Thats fucked up lol

tekaweni 10-05-2003 04:36 AM

Brave man indeed - three cheers!


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