Rubbing British Groins!
 

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

Well" he explained, "By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen."

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself, "I'll go one better than that English bastard" and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.

When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well," he explained, "By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen."

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself, "I'll go one further than those mainland bastards" and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.

When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well," he explained, "by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..."

Hadn't heard thatone before...I like it!

Hahahaha, good one!

nice one to tell my mates at work. thanks! :)

That's defintely one of the funniest things i've ever read!

That's just wrong!!


...and that's why it's going into my personal collection of jokes to tell aaallll my friends!

LOL

holy shit....that so funny..can't stop for breath...LOL!!

fuuun :D

hahahahaaa.....

LOL YAY IRISH!!!

lol. leave it to the irishman to out-do everyone else. thats funny shit! thanks man

Hehehehehehhheheheheheh D:

Had to laugh at that one.

i didn't know Irish men had enough dick to mastrubate with

:lol: :lol:

bwaa hahahahahaha. That's fucking great!

lol

Very good joke! Thanks for posting, got 5/5 for me

that was fckin hilarious hahahaha

Great!

Now that's just totally wrong....funny...but wrong.

nice. Good joke there

Good one! :D

gotta love any joke that involves masturbation ;)

Thats one I actually haven't heard. Thanks for sharing.

HAHAHAHAHA That one is so funny! It's fitting that it's been posted on this board aswell

That's great! Now I'm gonna go find something that gives me great pleasure....

Never saw the punch line coming

lol!!!!...... *pause* wait... thats kinda gross..... Ah well, thats damn funny!

Heh heh, nothing like the ole "three people of various backgrounds" jokes!

lol Nice one

no Irish man in the world says "mainland bastards" Ireland is the mainland. the word you are looking for is "Brit bastards" :)

thats freaking great! heheheh!

turely hilaroius. will have to remember that one

haha dirty ;) i like it lol

Hahaha thats a good one.

great one.thanks