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cchris 01-01-2004 06:19 PM

Mowing the lawn.
 
One Saturday afternoon, this guy was sitting in his lawn chair,
drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this
that she came over and shouted at him,"You should be hung."

He took a drink from his can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from his lips,lifted his darkened Ray ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

MexicanOnABike 01-01-2004 10:55 PM

ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! great

Tiger69z 01-01-2004 11:56 PM

Haha took a moment there :)

Arachnid 01-02-2004 03:16 AM

simplicity :)



gotta love a short funny joke

Cheers

Crack 01-02-2004 04:11 AM

Fore some reason my wife dosen't like this joke... go fig
~Crack

sbscout 01-02-2004 07:26 AM

my wife said I could be replaced by a "hung" vibrator anytime...

now get out there and cut the lawn! :(

blindawg 01-02-2004 05:45 PM

Nice

01-03-2004 10:57 AM

All the neighbor lady's take turns mowin my lawn...;)

Boo 01-03-2004 01:21 PM

I liked that one!!!!!!!!!!

Kllr Wolf 01-03-2004 03:16 PM

I like it short and funny

batm4n_23 01-03-2004 08:09 PM

nicely done


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