Fucking perfect.

that was a good one.

i'll use that one if i want to get shot by my psychopath gf....you know what, there is no psychopathic gf, i'm just in denial....but if there was and i wanted to get shot............

really funny shit....I might need to use it one day, my gf is getting so fuckin annoyin!

oh wow lol that was great; when I think about how I'd feel like crap doing that to my wife, I realize why I'm not married yet :-)

grrr..biznatch..as your gf..your in HUGGEEE trouble!!!

Poor bastard. That break-up is obviously taking it's toll on him.

well put....and from the heart too......your courage to open your heart and reveal your true feelings should be commended....

she didnt think he was eating right, i didnt get it til later either. funny

This letter will put a smile on anyone who has ever been through a divorce.

No "Dear John" letter could ever beat that. I dare any woman to try. Well, any one but my wife. :)

Creepy, for sure. But it put a grin on my face. Thanks for the post.

AHAHAHAHA! loved it! reminded me of an old "Breaking up with Windows." joke I used to have...

it's a joke...right?

lol, that was funny as hell

Funny stuff. She will take him back for sure.

That was fantastic and original. Hahahahaha. Perfect.

lol freaking awesome

That made my day. Thank you. :D

Lots of sig-worthy material there for the taking.

Wow. That's the best thing I've seen all day, save the fact that the Bengals are handing the Broncos' asses to them.

letter writing at its finest.

that was completely hilarious!

Is this letter copyrighted i ready to send it now... LOL

hahahahaa!! thats classic!!!

A bit long, but funny nonethless

This made the rounds on the ship during the deployment... slightly different wording but all the important parts (throat yogurt, cinnamon ring) are there. It also ended with:

P.S. Where's the fucking remote?

-Mikey

hahaha. that is a great post.