100 beautiful women
 

One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

Eck! lol :D

beware of what you say! LOL!

ahaha...

hehe :O

decent and a reminder to think before speaking

Heh!

I liked it )

you liked it or you licked it? hehehe...

always go last.

LOL.... nice!

hah good one

quick thinking

Hope he was not a Tootsie Roll Pop salesman...

Lick
Lick
Lick
Bite...

Do you have to be 65 before you can be a lollipop man?

hahaha good one

pheatius, i was gonna say that! :-)

not bad

Well, if it has to go...

Funny! Thanks.

That was good...

i could use a punishment like that....

a good job to have at the time. lucky man...

Took the words out of my, err, mouth.

Then we will pop it off

HAHAHA... holy shit, thats great.

Classic

now that wouldnt be the worst punishment ever after time it wouldnt even feel good so you would lose such an extasy as getting your ding a ling licked

Oh good joke

*lol* nice one!!!

lol

lol nice

hehe

... "Then we will boil your penis at 300°F
and, working quickly, pour it into
molds" said the Sheik.

I don't see how the third guy gets off any
easier.

He who laughs last

I bet the ladies would love this one
"how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

Extremely funny.

Ugghhh

smart dude

sounds like so many guys i know!:)

Funny