The first day of english class
 

On the first day of an english class the professor stands up and says, "There are two words that I do not accept in my class. One is cool the other is gross." A student stands up and says "So what are the words?"

HAHAHA! Good one!

hehe, damn kids never learn ;)

groaner

hehehe.

Heh, something tells me thats not the high level english class then.

sounds like high school, right?

Sounds like some of the drunk college students where I am from!

Hey, I laughed so it must be funny.

Thats a cherry.... must remember.

Good one. Reminds me of an "I Love Lucy" where the Lucy wants everybody to take grammar lessons so that they will speak properly around the baby. The prof tells them, "There are two words I never want to hear you say; one of them is neat and the other is lousy." Fred replies, "Well, give us the lousy one first."

And during the second day of English Class the teacher was speaking on Negatives.

"As you well know a single negative indicates a negative as in:
'There aren't any bananas for the monkeys'."

"As you might know generally a double negative is poor English as it logically indicates a positive. If you say 'We don't have none' you would be indicating that you have some, as you do not have 'none'."

"Interestingly in Russian a Double Negative can be properly used and indicates a Negative. Of course there is no language that can use a double positive to indicate a negative"

From the back of the room a bored voice pipes up with

"Yeah, right."

hahaha.. thanks for the laugh

hmm it was decent

cute. :P

Lol!! The second one was the best!! Great Jokes!

sounds like somethin they would say @ texas a&m

Man, i can so see that happening...lol

good one!!

Simple yet funny. Good!

hehehe

Picturing the professor's reaction ha ha

The double negative thing is true for Polish too. Actually, I think it's all slavic languages.

Ok, so I'm a language dork. Well, I found these jokes funny.

Yeah, Terresque... you stopped in the middle of the joke it seems. I don't get it.

funny stuff... specially the second... Yeah right!!! jeez, some people...