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bookerV 09-10-2004 07:20 AM

Entry in a blonde's diary
 
An entry from the diary of a blonde

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.


Boy oh boy, did we go around!


Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.


So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year... that in one year the windows would pay for themselves.


There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I haven't heard back.


Guess I won that stupid argument.

foscon 09-10-2004 01:43 PM

That's good...real good

godmare 09-10-2004 03:34 PM

:thumbsup:

small one 09-11-2004 06:53 AM

Shall try that myself

itch vaccine 09-11-2004 06:58 AM

Wait .. man I don't get it

and I'm not blonde! :)

WarriorBuddha 09-11-2004 08:47 AM

Heard it before, but still funny.

xepherys 07-12-2007 04:25 PM

I wonder if she was actually smart, but capitalizing on being blonde... It's almost too clever to be dumb! :-D

DEI37 07-12-2007 09:57 PM

Holy old thread, but man, that was funny! Might just have to try that!

SirLance 07-14-2007 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itch vaccine
Wait .. man I don't get it

and I'm not blonde! :)

The salesman told the blonde that the windows would pay for themselves in a year, meaning that the energy saved with the new windows would cut the utility bill by the cost of the windows over the course of a year's time.

She just took it literally.

Good joke!


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