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tspikes51 09-24-2004 04:39 PM

Bridge from LA to Hawaii
 
God tells a man from Los Angeles, that he can have any one wish in the world. So the man, who is afraid to fly, says "I want a bridge built between LA and Hawaii, so I can go there without flying." God replies, "Do you have any idea how much work that would take??? I would have to order all of the girders, pavement, and other materials, and on top of that, I'd have to clear it with a thousand different groups and committes. And just think of all the traffic. Isn't there something else you would like." So the man thinks for a while, and finally responds, "I would like to be able to understand women." God says "would you like 4 lanes or 6???"

carrot glace 09-24-2004 04:42 PM

haha! he chose the easier one that time

itch vaccine 09-24-2004 07:13 PM

wahahah :) definitely easier :P

LeviticusMky 09-25-2004 08:03 PM

To understand women, we must first understand ourselves.....

Dilbert1234567 09-25-2004 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeviticusMky
To understand women, we must first understand ourselves.....


so were screwed...

rider07 09-27-2004 05:46 AM

smart man god....

bobby 09-27-2004 06:58 AM

amen !!!!!!!!!!!!!

WarriorBuddha 09-27-2004 09:22 AM

well...six lanes would probably cut down on traffic.....:P


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