How 3 little girls got their names...
 

A little girl asked her father how she got her name. He answered, "when you were born, I brought your mommy a rose. One of the pettals fell of and landed on you head, so we named you Rose."

Her sister asked about her name to which their father replied "when the nurse brought you in to see your mother, a daisy pertal fell off and landed on your head, so we named you Daisy."

The third daughter walked to her father and said "Thbutldieikkpfftlblahdk"

Her dad then said "Shut the fuck up Cinderblock"

It's cruel, but it made me giggle

hah

that is so wrong on so many levels. you should be ashamed of yourself.

Now if I could just stop laughing...

I've heard that one in a few different ways. It does wonders when you tell it to a drunk person.

LOL, that was sick, twisted, and funny as hell.

Funny makes me think of.....

A young Indian boy asked his father the chief how all of the young Indians got their names...

His father replied....."When a boy is born, the next morning I wake up and look out of the tee pee. The first thing I see becomes his name. Take brothers Soaring Eagle, Brave bull and Strong bear for example."

The boy smiled and nodded his head.

Then the father said "Why do you ask Two Dogs F*#&ing?"

teehee
funny stuff

ROFLMFAO