Two friends
 

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying
flowers. She sighs and says: "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says," You don't like getting
flowers? "The redhead says: "I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

Wow. I wasn't expecting that. Good work.

There's a mental image that will stick with me.

Oh, man. Good one. Maybe we need a blonde jokes sticky...

Haha, I thought "two friends, a blonde, and a redhead are walking down the street" meant four people walking together. I spent half a minute thinking, "what about the other two friends?"

hahaha, that was good, didn't see that one at all.

Aye flowers in the... :hmm:

Haah actually I found it funny just because it's so weird :D

I've actually read about 3197631964214453251 different versions of that.