In hichschool my friend named his car Jolene. His car was a bitch, it always broke down. Jolene just happened to be the name of the bitchiest teacher at our school.

I call my car the machie.

A '99 Civic HX which goes by the name of 'Felix'. I'm not even sure why actually...

We used to call my wife's POS Pontiac the Potican for obvious reasons. (Potty can for those who are trying to sound it out)

1984 Dodge Aries - OG Aries or WOOO WOOO Aries Police


and no, I dont have that stupid car anymore

LMAO the classic "K" car:D

red 91 toyota pickup 4x4 = shaniqua