Your ultimate Valentines Day song?
 

Here's mine:

GWAR- I Hate Love Songs

Anyone else? :)

The J. Geils Band - Love Stinks :D

Elvis - Fools Rush in = winner

Divit - no regrets

Ben Kweller - Tylenol
Nirvana - Rape Me
Curl Up and Die - Youd Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face
Anything by Anal Cunt!

The Vandals - "My Girlfriend's Dead."

Carmina Burana - O Fortuna.

I play it when I get all naked.

That's fucked up you mention that, I just saw an orchestra perform it last night...on Valentine's day.

Call me uncultured, but the whole time I was thinking "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass."

Beastie Boys - Root Down

Salt N Peppa - Shoop

either
Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy
or
the last song off the Squirrel Nut Zippers album

Dave Matthews - Crash Into Me

John Michael Montgomery - I Love The Way You Love Me

Joe Cocker - You Are So Beautiful

Lonestar - Amazed
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with so many great songs it's hard to select just one single.

Radiohead - Creep

"Put It In My Mouth" by Akinyele

heh heh heh

Andre3k - Happy Valentines day

Seriously? Roxy Music - More Than This. My dear wife gets all slippery by the third note, and it's one of the very few really excellent love songs.

Less Seriously? Infectious Grooves - the entire "The Plague that makes your Booty Move" album, but most particularly "Monster Skank" and "You Lie and your Breath Stank!".

For some reason whenever I take my pants off either Carmina Burana - O Fortuna or Thus Spoke Zarathustra seem to come out of nowhere.... don't know why though.

Though for Valentine's day, I'd say the best song would be Adam Sandler's at a medium pace...