Word for vagina during sex
 

Hey all...

so my girlfriend and I can't come up for an acceptable, sexy word for her vagina. She hates pussy, snatch, and cunt and it's annoying not to have anything to call it. So I was wondering if any of you have suggestions.

Thanks

How about "honey pot"?

How about anything but "vajayjay"?

That's too bad, cunt's the king...

This might help you.

798?? Some of those are really stretching it.

Me and my lady call it her hoohah

Pancake.

Coochie.

That's odd. Now that I think about it, I usually just say "it" or "you". "It's/You're so soft", "It's/You're so beautiful", etc. I don't recall ever labeling it during the act.

Huh.

Snizz. It sounds snazzy.

bat cave?

USB Port?

Is there a dick list too?

ROFLMFAO!!:thumbsup:

one of my ex's liked the word "muff"

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Jamaican Slang Expression:

Glamity - Womans’ sexual private area.

Clam or bearded clam.

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Personally, I have always been a fan of pussy, as have most of the girls I've dated-- although I did sleep with one who was fond of cunt. However, since those seem to be out, you could always go British, and say "fanny." Or use one of the fancy Chinese names, like "jade gate," or "golden ravine," or "heavenly portal." Those seem a bit formal, though. I always suspected they sound better in Mandarin or Cantonese.

I knew (but, sadly, never slept with) a girl who referred to it as her "slippery biscuit."

I also knew (and do not regret never having slept with) a girl who called it her "playground." That always sounded oddly creepy to me...

fanny makes you sound like a ten year old again, even in England :P

Cock hole. that one is appreciated.





Seriously? Pussy, or just reference "you" so put it in you, you taste delicious etc.

cooter...

I once knew a young gentleman who referred to labia as "dick huggers". He joined the Merchant Marine, and I haven't heard from him since then. I'm not making this up.

Cootch or cooter. But those are my "cute" nicknames for it... I don't typically use those during the big event.

In the way back machine I knew a girl who liked hers to be called a "peach."

I preferred a more direct four letter term during sex, but when you're 17 and getting some you'll call it whatever she wants.

Funny, I don't really call it anything. The b/f generally just goes with "pussy" ... for some reason, I've always hated that word, but I've gotten used to it and don't really care anymore.

I'm a big fan of it being called "cunt," though really I don't care what he calls it in the moment. The dirtier, the better. Pussy works just fine. Or the "you" that someone mentioned earlier ("you" taste good, etc).

The SO fancies calling it a twat. Who am I to argue it?

Yeah, in my experience "pussy" has usually been OK with the girls, although the last one didn't like it, and preferred "hooha." I like the euphemisms that imply that that is where the dick is supposed to be, like "cock holster" and "garage." Never really gave it this much thought though, usually if a girl does bot want you to call it some thing(s), (often "cunt" etc.) she has a preferred term on hand, otherwise it's a bit unfair.

I tend to use pussy quite a bit, but I also (especially when writing erotica to my gf) will use vulva, labium, tickle spot, and wet spot. My gf likes to use either pussy or cunt (like retro said, cunt is king!!), but I don't find anything clinical in the use of vagina. I actually kind of like it.

Hooha! ROFL!!

ROFL!

TotalMILF and I usually just use pussy. It works fine and she's never expressed a dislike for it. Sometimes she calls it "her girl"

I think I've mentioned this around here before, but we were giddy and goofing one night after an outstanding session and came up with names for one another's packages. It's playful, silly and you can have fun with private jokes in front of others and they'll never know what you're talking about. :lol:

We sometimes refer to it jokingly as the "weenie warmer" when we're cold in the winter. We've also called it the "hot pocket." I refer to it as my "coochie" or "cooter" generally, and he calls it a "pussy" when he's feeling dirty (rawr).

Lady Bird Johnson or LBJ when you are in a hurry.

I always thought that "gash" was romantic...

I like hoo hoo, because I'm an idiot. D calls it the the scratch pad or "pussy".

The lass who I'm currently parking the beef bus with refers to it as 'her pot for cum'.

She's a traditional kinda girl, from the mountains.

;)

That's just wrong.

cloaca

I refer to it as "Gleaming the Cube"

bathing suit area

Some girls like cum dumpster.

Puccini
or when introducing it to others, Signora Giacomo Puccini

You win, as usual

Due to some TV show (I think it was Anything But Love) she used to watch, my wife used to refer to it as her "Toochie". However, I equated that with Stanley Tucci, and therefore occasionally referred to it as her Stanley. That usually got me hit, so now we go with Quim or Pussy.

Cock holster.

I think "vagina" is a very feminine and poetic word. I have no problem with it. I'll use pussy if I want to be playful or refer less-specifically to the whole region.

Human Interface Port!
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But seriously, it depends heavily on what you're going for. If you're thinking dirty talk, pussy and cunt are the big ones, but you're a no-go on those... So I think I agree with Willravel, when just having sex, not doing any dirty talk its always things like, It or you feel so good, etc.

We call it her giant hamburger...

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i am mr smith of course.

You honor me with your wife's pudendum!
I will never forget this.

you could go old school and call it muff or beaver...

wow. I thought we weren't really being original by calling mine "kitty".
Like: (for him) "kitty is so smooth", kitty tastes so good" or (for me) "kitty wants a kiss", "you really made kitty purr tonight" stuff like that, but normally during the act and when we're really getting into it we just go with pussy.
"pound my pussy!!!" really gets him going.

On the other hand....I find it hard to find something else to call his besides dick or cock. Any suggestions?

His prolobasinator goes into your fleotus.

smelly cavern
nappy dug-out
poon-pump

uhh.. Those are some... interesting names. But for me I've always called it "down there" or "it" or even "pussy". Guess I'm just not that original.

you´re doing well, ðigired. my ex refused to even refer to hers at all and well, i wasn´t going to spend much time there anyway.

edit #2 Ð is screwing with my head since it´s pronounced "th" here :expressionless:

strictly speaking, what you're admiring is her vulva. The vagina is just the hole, but the entire genitalia is vulva. Nothing against holes, but it's the entire apparatus that is appetizing.

So: how does the SO feel about "vulva?"

("vulva" makes me think of this website.)

i have developed a sudden fondness for the term "meow meow" and will endeavour to use it at every opportunity henceforth.

Mine is referred to as mooshie. His favorite line was "Hello tooshie, mooshie, titties" and touching me correspondingly. Really get me going.

And we refer to his as the caveman :)

By the way, hello everybody.

caveman is a classy touch, and hey :)

I find those cute for some reason =P

They're certainly interesting. I imagine it would make a good coffee table decoration. Something to get the conversation going.

The carnaval always had a "tunnel of love" ride. Traditionally, it was romantic for a couple to pet while taking the ride. The phrase was intended to suggest the lady's entry.

Honey pot, oyster, and hidden valley or pleasure valley describe the outward area.

Vagina, cootchie, cunt, and channel are more indicative of the tunnel of love.

A woman I knew said she had a hyserectomy. She said they removed her baby cradle but left her playpen in good condition. I've always found that humorous.

If your lady is sensitive to what you call it, give her a list of words suggested, and then tell her you'll try to remember to call it whatever she wants. Taco maybe.

That just makes me think of Al Pacino.
Something or someone you don't want to think about during sex!

biblical region

well, i think that is without the second "h" but I'm pretty sure you ruined it for me nonetheless. :mad:

for me it's "poon" or "box" depending on the context.... box works better than you'd think for the girls too in the heat of the moment.

Some of these make me fall over laughing.... Their hilarious.

I've usually stuck with pussy. I've never really like cunt that much. Idk, too many negative conantations with it.

Pussy is good. Sometimes I go with sheath, which is apparently the greek or latin translation (I'm not sure which.)

How about "nomnomnom"?

It's fine to get a list of suggestions like this as long as you use them to open up a conversation with her about her "choices". There's usually issues and baggage associated with liking or loathing certain words and you need to root them out, pun intended. Remember. talking is the other intercourse. Have fun!

• penileduct
• spermaduct
• infantiduct
• fistiduct

Choose depending on the reasons for the lovemaking.

protein injection port...just saying.......

I love it when my baby calls my vagina a cunt. :)

snatch is sexy, too

He means them as a compliment, an endearment. It's all perspective.

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Pussy is the winner here, but cunt could be acceptable.

hmm, I don't see "cut"
as in can a playa get some cut....up in that cut etc.

or "them guts" as in up in them guts like every day.

not really terms I use but pritty common.

search more here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vagina

Come up with a name for it instead of a label (a "normal" name instead of a label like cunt.)

Makes it easy to refer to, although occasionally this leads to amusing situations. Had a client the other day who named their wireless network after their cat, which had the same name as my SO's pussy.

Man was it hard to keep from smiling! "Alright let's securely connect to...."

snatch is good...

cum dumpster.

Sperm receptacle.

Personally, those are my some of my favorites...I had better contain myself...

Here are some:

Yoni
Flower
Poontang
Cha Cha
Cave


...I'm tired at the moment, but when the others come to mind I place them here!