Today, I heard one of my favorite phrases
 

Phone rings.

"Hello?"

"bueno. Whatcha doin' for lunch? Up for a lunchtime rendezvous?"


God, I love that girl.

"Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
But you've got some bait a-waitin'
and I think I might like nibbling a little afternoon delight"

Thats a beautiful thing. Luckily I work a little under a 10 minute drive from my house. And my girlfriend scheduled classes around that so we can "eat" lunch together.
My friend said that he could tell the days that I got some during lunch because I would be "glowing" when I came back from lunch.
The only shitty part was that it never gave me time to eat a well balanced nutritional meal.

hahaha take something back with you...

Yeah; I used to live 40 miles away, so when I moved here, I found a place 3 blocks from work. Handy in all sorts of ways.

Oh, and for the record - she got in the kitchen and made me a sammich. ;)

just pour some slim fast on it; chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry. thats a healthy liquid meal and its kinky!

are you saying she telephoned to arrange sexual relations during the work break?

if this is so, my hat is off to you and your stiff, erect member! you are the sexy king!

damn... I think my gf and I work too far apart to make this happen. Sure would be nice though!

mmmmmmmmmmmm nothing like a nooner!

the wife and i use to head to a empty lot during lunch in downtown and go to town....well guess we were in town but yeah good times.

makes for a great smile for the rest of the day!

sweeeeet!

lucky you :)

Man, I'm jelous. Nothing like that has EVER happened to me over the phone. Arg, I should ... do something about that.

Somehow i envy you

i fucking hate you....

/me slides back into pit of spiteful celibacy

I heard a great new phrase during a recent trip. Not a positive one, tho.

"Bacterial Petting Zoo."

as in

"She's a real bacterial petting zoo. I'd stay away from her."