I call mine Mr. Man....weird I know

I always called mine Mr Wiggly after seeing Bird on a Wire. But My present gf insisted on changing his name to "Thumper" after the rabit from Bambi. I can cope with that.

Sanchez

I recognize it by Sir!

Wow... that is an idea that has really never occured to me!

Littlejohn. Use3d to be an all night deli at college called Littlejohn', so I would occasionally ask the wife if she wanted to go get a latenite snack at Littlejohn's.

Hmm, something clever about a Phillips head screwdriver, but I'm not sure what.

Your condom has broken. Save vs Rods, Staffs, and Wands. :D

Mjööllnir

http://www.stemnet.nf.ca/CITE/thor_fig.gif

Mjolnir.

Which is the name of Thor's Hammer.

This is what you get when you're a smarty-pants college kid at a liberal arts college in Minnesota founded by Norwegian Lutherans.

(edit: Astrocloud, I posted this without reading the whole thread.... And this is just creepy. Our dicks have the same name.)

MANIMAL MITCH Jr.

Well, as long as you don't have the same dick it's all good...

I call mine 'Nessie' or sometimes just "the shit's big"...

No, seriously, my G/F started calling it 'Cobra' back when we were undergrads...

Interesting - I guess it's a bit easier than "Jormangund"!

my sister's ex called his "chad"....he also named his final fantasy x character "chad" who knows why

Nameless for a while, but when I was younger, the name was
Louie
As in a Louisville Slugger baseball bat

Yes, i'm a baseball fan

An ex gave him the name 'Osama', because he hides in caves. His faithful 'Taliballs' followed him around everywhere.

If "bad" means good. "Cool" means Hot or good looking.

Then I would name mine "Tiny" meaning Big and Thick

Charles though sometimes referred to as Chuck... no particular reason why

I know of a few funny ones (not mine) but I'll share them anyway. Penis Colosus and Russel the Wonder Muscle...:D

I don't have a particular name for mine, although it was once mistaken for Mt. Rushmore by a photographer from the Associated Press...even made it onto a postcard....

/end dreaming

I do have a friend whose member was given a good name. He's registered on here, I'll see if I can get him to post his story.

No name here.

I wouldn't even know how to pick a name for my thinger down there...

Russell (the love *muscle*)

;)

Nice avatar, thats from newsfilter's underground european sex party ad?

i would most likely just go with....drumroll....
richard

Not mine but I saw this punchline is a joke before..

"Secrect" -- Strong enough for a man, Yet made for a woman!

My girlfriend calls it "bacon" :)

Little Buddy

My girlfriend and I have been referring to mine as the "nose"... but thats just so I can say things like "go blow your nose".

hmm. i named my bf's, well now ex. I think he had mixed feelings about it, i mean it wasn't an unflattering name, but i think he was confused at my actually naming it to begin with. Lol, we're still close and i'll still refer to it under it's alias every now and then.

fallenangel... but what was the name?

I've yet to name mine, but when it speaks to me it sounds like either Jack Nicholson or Christopher Walken...

Depends on what mood I'm in!:D

my little fella just goes under the name jr. until someone else decides to name him otherwise;) :p

Mr. Jigglyfly -

mon capitain, came from a weird night, but it kind of stuck. i speak some french, but not very well imo... i don't refer to that all the time, just when it fits the mood *shrugs*

TRIFORCE!

Yeah, figure that one out ;)

Free Willy. he he.

No, but my left elbow's name is Maxine.

Master Wang...sort of goes along with my asian fetish? haha

no name

girlfriend has named it her package..


meh..

I call my mans penis different names depending on my mood/horny ness
LiL GUY
Soch JR(after my boy friend)
The thing poking me
One eyed snake
Big guy
snake
the train
or when I am horny its just the big long hard cock lol sorry to much info huh lol

A few years ago, it got the name of Gus. No idea why, but it's stuck, so here we are. Good guy, that Gus . . .