I can honestly say I do not have one, perhaps its something to think about..

B.o.b. for Big On Boobies.
As you can tell I really like breasts.

Well, this comes from a joke on the subject that I heard a long time ago. I can't remember the joke, but the name has stuck:

Oscar

(no, not Oscar the Grouch!)

Clive. Plain and simple. I have a boring penis.

we call it "him", all personifying it, because it does have a mind of its own ya know :lol:

*The Enterprise*
Giving new meaning to saying:
"Engage."
"Let's see what's out there..."
"FIRE MR. WORF!!"
"Boldy going where NO man has gone before..."

Our genitalia are referred to as "him" and "her" typically... works for us.

My fiancee named mine. Kaiser Soze (sp?). I don't know why, I don't think she does either.

I hope Kevin Spacey is proud...

uhmm well now it got a name... Damn its funky...
Pinky the Wriggly Jiggly Little Willy

Mine is lovingly called 'That'

As in "You're not putting THAT anywhere near me tonight"

:lol:

she calls it big woody...

My ex called it Galackticus. kinda glad that's over....

She calls it (usually while grabbing it) "MINE!"

:-)

Haven't named my cock. My brother is hung like a donkey and calls his "Arnie".

Richard
or Dick for short

Yeah I named it Paco...don't ask why.

'the pain inflictor' is the only nickname its ever had. it was named thus when doggy style allowed the penetration to be to deep for her. :(

My Tralala

my wife somehow ended up calling mine "pepe"...don't recall how, but it's kind of amusing now. i

Henry ... In college I tried to introdce him to as many people as I could :)

My college GF (now wife) named her "alter ego" so to speak, Veronica. From that point the question was, if we were to go on a date, would it end as a double date, with Henry and Veronica getting together along with us ...

There were even times when "Veronica" would be so brazen as to ask "Henry" to come and play ...

Paddington or Il Bringer della mia pace interna

My Girl calls it "Jr."