Be there any amateur gigolos up in this house?
 

I've learned through my girl's friends (ah, the things they'll say when drunk!) that my woman has a particular desire to have me do a striptease for her ... and apparently she's not adverse to her friends seeing either! :eek:

While I love the whole concept of it, it's not exactly my area of expertise. So I ask you, TFPers - how can I, in the two weeks before spring break, become "Al Capown, Gigolo Extraordinaire"? Or at least a few steps up from "Deuce Bigalow"? :D

Edit - Just to clarify a few things, I have no problems whatsoever with "putting on a show" so to speak - be it for her alone or a "full house" - I'd just like to surprise her with a little bit of talent. ;)

Nice ;)

I was actually asked to do this for a friend's party, albeit declined (even with money involved :| )
I imagine you'd need some kind of dancing lessons. What would come naturally or instinctivly to males as they strip, i imagine, wouldn't be particualry pleasurable to watch :lol: well, from what i think i'd do (i am thinking grotesque pulsing of the pelivis and such :lol: :p )

Some degree of subtley would be the key, altohugh, maybe some people like it differently?

have you danced in any kind of professional or trained capacity before?
I wonder if there's a school for this stuff :p

although it'd be good to see a monatge of any improvements you make!

South Park

Episode 603: Asspen - Montage

The day is approaching to give it your best
You've got to reach your prime!
That's when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us the passage of time
We're gonna need a montage (Montage)
A sports-training montage (Montage)
And just show a lot of things happenin' at once.
Remind everyone of what's goin' on. (What's goin' on?)
And with every shot, show a little improvement
To show it won't take too long
That's called a montage (Montage)
Even Rocky had a montage (Montage)

In any sport, if you want to go
From just a beginner to a pro
You'll need a montage (Montage)
a simple little montage (Montage)

Always fade out (Montage) into a montage (Montage)
If you fade out it seems like a long time (Montage) has passed in a montage (Montage)
Montage (Montage)


sorry, i wasn't really much help? :|

go watch showgirls, and report back to us with what you've learned :)

or hire a male stripper and have him instruct you!

for some reason that scene in american pie comes to mind... lol

Shave..... everything! That's what most strippers do (both male and female)

you sound experienced

Alcohol. Lots of alcohol, itll make a dancer out of anyone :D

oh my, how could i forget: THE FULL MONTY!

go, rent, now :) it's a great movie in any case!

true story

my girlfriend had never been to a stripclub, and decided that she needed to go at least once in her life. while out with a good friend and his girlfriend, we decided to satisfy that desire. my buddy is good friends with a few of the girls at a local joint, so we headed out for some tittydancers.

my girlfriend and my buddy's girlfriend were a little nervous, so we ran into a convenience store to get them a six-pack of liquid courage, and they had a couple before we went in.

now in arizona, if a strip joint is completely nude, they don't serve alcohol, so after a while in there the girls got the jones for another drink, so i gave the girlfriend the keys and they headed out to have a couple more drinks in the parkinglot while me and my buddy enjoyed the view. while the girls were outside, the dj announced dollar dances, and i found a cute little brunette to dance for me, as the price was right. a few bucks later, the dj stopped the music and announced that any guy who was getting a dance needed to stand up. after i stood up, he told the girls giving the dances to sit down, it was their turn to get dances.

i decided what the fuck, so i went all-out, and by the time the song was over i was gyrating my hot man-flesh in nothing but my boxers... my buddy was in stitches and my girlfriend missed the whole thing. i got a free strip-club teeshirt for my troubles. :)

The Full Monty...I believe in Miracles!!!! Where ya from..you sexxxy thang...:lol:

Friggin hilarious movie and you might even learn a few dance moves that will help you ;)