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Halx · 07-28-2004, 11:57 AM

i cant have mine go center unless I want to have a gigantic bulge.. heh

He spends some time with my right thigh.

bonehed1 · 07-28-2004, 12:47 PM

im always to the right

Redgirl · 07-28-2004, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by primal
I would guess that 80 percent of the time down the left leg. BUt there are a lot of factors that effect it.

And to think after 12 years together I'm just finding this out...

wraithhibn · 07-28-2004, 01:11 PM

another rightie

Redlemon · 07-28-2004, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by Redgirl
And to think after 12 years together I'm just finding this out...

So now you have an increased chance of an accurate quick grab in public!

maleficent · 07-28-2004, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by primal
I would guess that 80 percent of the time down the left leg. BUt there are a lot of factors that effect it.

Morbid curiosity has me asking -- What factors?

unoaman · 07-28-2004, 07:47 PM

TOK...do you really think thats what George W. said to John? Or maybe John said it thru clenched teeth?

asudevil83 · 07-29-2004, 01:16 AM

alright.....i've got a question. how come more than half of the guys who responded picked left? does it have to do with masturbation or what?

Redlemon · 07-29-2004, 05:30 AM

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Originally posted by asudevil83
alright.....i've got a question. how come more than half of the guys who responded picked left? does it have to do with masturbation or what?

I did a bit of web searching to find out if this has been researched before; I didn't find that out, but did get this nifty Q&A
from Scarleteen:

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Question 8: Most guys have one testicle that hangs a little lower than the other, and/or have a habit of "wearing" their penis to one side or the other.

True! Human beings, like most animals, are bilaterally symmetrical. This means that if you split someone down the middle on a line that goes from the top of their head down a line to their nose, chin, breastbone, bellybutton, etc., they split into two more or less identical halves -- but not completely identical! Parts of your body can sometimes be slightly different on one side than they are on the other.

Most people have one eye that's slightly higher or lower than the other, if you look really really carefully, and the same thing is true of other things that come in pairs, particularly women's breasts and men's testicles/scrotums. It's normal to have one be a little lower than the other, and normal to have one be a little bigger than the other, too.

Many men also find that they feel most comfortable with their penis "packed" towards one side or the other, too. This is particularly noticeable when you wear boxers and loose pants. Apparently for a long time there was the convention, among upscale tailors who made men's clothes, to ask a gentleman which side he "dressed" on - meaning on which side he preferred to have the goodies dangling - and would cut that leg of the trousers a little bit wider at the top so that the gentleman would not suffer any binding or chafing.

Fun Fashion Fact: Historians of body piercing say that the penis piercing known as the "Prince Albert" ( a ring running vertically through the underside of the head of the penis) originated in the 19th-century as a way to tie the penis down against the thigh so that it would not move around or be obtrusive if a man wore fashionably tight trousers.

anitra · 07-30-2004, 09:24 AM

the only name i heard for the penis is don. does that answer your question

Flyguy · 07-30-2004, 09:37 AM

Mostly to the left.

anitra · 07-30-2004, 09:49 AM

But what about Marvin? LoL

SaltPork · 07-30-2004, 11:44 AM

Most definitely left, don't even have to check...my left knee is always warm.

View Poll Results: Which way do you dress?
RIGHT	29	22.48%
LEFT	62	48.06%
CENTER	24	18.60%
I'M A GIRL, BUT WANT TO PLAY TOO!	14	10.85%
Voters: 129. You may not vote on this poll

07-28-2004, 11:57 AM	#41 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	i cant have mine go center unless I want to have a gigantic bulge.. heh He spends some time with my right thigh. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-28-2004, 12:47 PM	#42 (permalink)
bonehed1 Psycho Location: California	im always to the right __________________ Stuff is Good

07-28-2004, 01:11 PM	#44 (permalink)
wraithhibn Dopefish Location: the 'Ville	another rightie __________________ If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

07-30-2004, 09:24 AM	#50 (permalink)
anitra Upright Location: missouri	the only name i heard for the penis is don. does that answer your question __________________ i'm a monkey just swingin through the trees

07-28-2004, 07:47 PM	#47 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	TOK...do you really think thats what George W. said to John? Or maybe John said it thru clenched teeth?

07-29-2004, 01:16 AM	#48 (permalink)
asudevil83 Psycho Location: Scottsdale, AZ	alright.....i've got a question. how come more than half of the guys who responded picked left? does it have to do with masturbation or what?

07-30-2004, 09:37 AM	#51 (permalink)
Flyguy Banned Location: Swooping down on you from above....	Mostly to the left.

07-30-2004, 09:49 AM	#52 (permalink)
anitra Upright Location: missouri	But what about Marvin? LoL __________________ i'm a monkey just swingin through the trees

07-30-2004, 11:44 AM	#53 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Most definitely left, don't even have to check...my left knee is always warm. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.