There might be a lot of stuff that I would..........
 

try but this is NOT one of them.

Wouldn't even consider it.

.................Absolutely Not......................
......and I am unanimous in this................

I wouldn't stay in a relationship with a girl who wanted to shit in my mouth. That being said, did you ever step in a big pile of dog shit while running around barefooted as a kid? I did, plenty of times. I can still remember the panic I felt when I realized I had shit on me. At that point, the only thing running through my mind was, "what's the fastest way to get this shit off of me?" Just imagine what you'd be thinking as someone shat in you mouth. I think and hope that you're just kidding in which case this is a pretty funny thread. Otherwise, c'mon dude, that's fucking nasty.

To be completely honest and serious, I would definitely say your girlfriend needs immediate psychiatric evaluation for wanting to do this, and you for considering it. Before you do anything, I think both of you should go get some therapy and understand the reasoning behind this. This isn't mean to be offensive, but rather honest. I don't think this is normal human behavior.

I think what amazes me the most, is that the mere thought of this doesn't just make you cringe.... i can't fathom that.

Just make sure that she doesnt have a camera nearby. she could be planning to dump in your mouth, snap a picture then break up with you.

I agree with the many people who have posted thoughts similar to this... The only reason a person would ever want to do this to another person (Shit in their mouth) is that they want to degrade them and feel power over them. Now, I don't know if this is rooted in a serious psychological problem within her, or if it's a power strugle within the relationship where she feels like she's being controlled and this is her way of controlling you. I'd say it's probably both. For sure she has issues that I would want to talk to her about. But honestly I would probably be talking to her about them over the phone after I'd run away screaming, and throwing up all over myself.

My humble advice: Don't even consider this for one second. It's unhealthy in every definition of the word.

Reminds me of the Meatloaf tune," I would do anything for love, but I won't do that". You can't be serious, but if if you don't mind the possibility of getting sick, or feeling degraded, then by all means have at it. Bon appetit. Let us know how it tastes. :thumbsup:

I personally wouldn't go through with it, shit is one of the substances on this planet that doesn't arouse me. If you're really considering going through with it please look into all of the possible adverse effects and take all the necessary precautions. This is not something to do casually, especially for the first time.

nickynicole: that link was extremely informative! excuse me i need to wash my hands again... and latch i love your avatar!

You'll get disentary, and your son will not get the gold watch.

From my point of view, I love my girlfriend, but I don't think I could love her shit. I don't mind smelling her farts, as we all fart etc and obviously its funny if she lets rip a corker. I don't even want to SEE her shit in the toilet - complete turnoff. It seems to me that if you're being honest, and she has brought the topic up, that you may indeed be interested in it yourself, and you're asking our opinions to see if we agree that its ok to make you feel better.... if this is the case then what are you doing here? Get on a scat website, pull down your pants and play with some turds. Get yourself off, and don't tell anyone about it ever. No-one can read your mind, i've got some dirty secrets like all of us. scat is not one of them, i might add, but thats just me.

oh and if its in someones mouth, it will poison you by the way. and i dread to think what it tastes like.

Definately not my cup of tea... but whatever turns your crank. Just play safe.

You would be advised not to waste time here looking for advice. Visit some of the links above or look for sites and books that specifically address your concerns (i.e. get info from people who are in the practice of scat...). All you are really going to get from the general public is eeewww and don't do it.

As Meatloaf said... "I will do anything for love, but I won't do scat!". I have heard that people do this however it does seem rather unhealthy. If you are planning on doing this I would suggest talking to doctors or something about what you can use immediately afterwards to disinfect your mouth. Also consider not swallowing (though the stomach probably has no problems handling this stuff again). But whatever floats your boat man... try feeling your own first, if you can't manage your own shit then what chance do you have of mouthing her shit... but remember that if you don't know shit then its not worth doing... (ie: learn about the risks before leaping that wall!).

I agree. Oh my god, poop is really gross. That's the most demeaning thing that one person could do to another that I could think of. Yuck.

You're also degrading someone when ever you're tying them down and/or spanking them..

Now about all the comments about getting sick by having some scat in your mouth; how come I never get sick when ever I give Loverboy a blowjob right after analsex then? :hmm:

:rolleyes: That's because it's your own poop, silly... :hmm:

Personally, no I would not allow that to be done with me. Of course I've never been confused with a toilet. However I have seen photos of it being done. There's some mad stuff on the internet and once while searching for porn I came across a German site with pics of women pooping on guys. Hey, I don't get it but if you think you're game then go-ahead. Don't take it in the mouth though, really. Let her poop on your stomach or chest or something if you must indulge her. There's a reason for the term "Eat shit and Die".

How was I suppose to know? :|

What a shitface.

Sorry but I can't think of anything intelligent to respond with. ;)

The Wikipedia says:
So maybe your own poo isn't so safe afterall.

Say yes, but only if you can snowball her afterwards.

I think one of the differences between ass-to-mouth and a hot lunch is that the former is sort of an exclamation point on the main sex act, whereas the hot lunch focuses around the scat in your mouth. post-anal fellatio focuses around the blowjob itself, not the shit in your mouth.

Also, there won't be any more warnings on this: if you have nothing intelligent to say, leave this thread now. if you feel an overwhelming desire to say something funny, go to the nonsense board cause this is not the place for it.

This thread is useless without pics.

Wait a second!!!!!!

/covering my eyes

Oooooh, this could definitely be true. Damn, I never thought of that one. You better watch out man, or your dirty shit covered face could show up on a freakin Scat site without you even knowing.

Oh and I have to recommend that you do NOT participate in this fiendish act due to the aforementioned health hazards.

Well, the subject has garnered more attention than it deserves. This might come out as rude, and I am sorry if it does. However, if you are dumb enough to engage in this type of behavior, you deserve everything you get. There is a reason your body discards waste. It contains the stuff no longer suitable for the body.

Personally, I would say "No, and don't ever bring it up again." If she ever did bring it up, I would break up with her. This sounds like something they did at Abu-Graib.

I don't know if your being serious, But if my girlfriend asked me if she could shit in my mouth..Her ass would be out the door before she knew what happened.

It's not a very healthy act physicly & Mentally.

I personally would give this the thumbs down. I agree with some of the people here who have said that if you want to compromise and do the chest thing, fine, but in the mouth..... no. The staph infections, disentary, bacterial issues.... I would say I would be against it for medical reasons. The mouth is made up of very soft tissue which allows for passing directly into the blood stream. In fact if you were to hold alcohol in your mouth and not swallow, you would still get drunk because the tissue in your mouth would allow for the alcohol to pass through the tissue and into the blood.

Just go for a hotplate... saran on your face and her taking the dump... you stay clean (and warm) and she gets the thrill of dumping on you...

Think of the saran as a condom for your face.

This is one of the sickest threads i've read in a long time.

I'm not a genius in any respect but I think anyone who wants to take a crap in your mouth doesn't have your best interests at heart.

I think you have summarized my sentiment as well. Well said.

That's crazy. She's testing you to she how much shit (sorry) you'll put up with. You'll eat her do-do, then she'll dump you like a hot potato. You better be a man and tell her to "eat shit" herself.

what the shit

Do it dude! I can only hope to find someone who is eager to shit in my mouth. I heard that Cleopatra had the guys lined up for miles for the chance to have her shit in their mouths. Even Marilyn Monroe shit in JFK's mouth! Don't let the fact that shitting in people mouths is usually seen as something that only the classiest people do... you can do it too!

I was also thinking that as well. It does give me a permanent get out of jail free card....

:thumbsup: But of course

She was actually pretty tackful about it. She casually mentioned she had been looking at some odd videos on the net. After a while our conversation led us to watching a video of some girls playing around in it. She then calmy turned to me and softly said "It would really turn me on if I could poop in your mouth." I told her that I loved her and would never deny any request she made.


LMAO! :lol:



Man I'm about to burst into tears some of you said some pretty hilarious stuff! Thanks to all who took the time to reply, I appreciate it. And thanks for the health warnings too. Lots of good point made here, however we spoke about it over the weekend and I have agreed to go through with it. I told her that depending on how it went I might not do it more than once, and by telling her this I think I made a big mistake. She told me if this is her only shot that she had better make it worth it. :hmm: So I come home from the gym last night and find some Citrucel sitting on the counter almost HALF empty :eek: I go to the computer room to find her eating a ridicilously big plate of nachos and ask why she's using it. She calmy replied that its a bulkforming laxative, meaning it will produce a really big bowel movement and reminded me that I only gave her one chance.

I was mortified, terrified, disgusted, and fascinated all in the same moment. I didnt think girls were this gross. I asked her if she wanted me to actually eat it and she said that was up to me. But either way she hasnt gone since Sunday so based on that i'm thinking tonights the night.....thanks all again and wish me luck....

isn't there an easier way for her to reach orgasm that crapping in your mouth?

also (and maybe it's just me) this should be a sign that perhaps you're in a relationship with the wrong person.

"keep an open mind..." whatever, dude. an open mind will allow you to listen to music that you don't really care for. a seriously disturbed mind will allow you to let someone take a shit in your open mouth, and for sexual gratification, no less.

omg dude if she's doing that, there's something seriously wrong with the relationship. Do you guys have a safeword or something? And remember that you can ALWAYS back out of it. Don't compromise your health and safety for a get out of jail free card.

I wonder what Adam and Dr. Drew would say....

wait, I take that back--I know exactly what they would tell him: get some counciling.

I really hope you end up marrying this girl.. cuz if you don't.. you might as well give up dating after this is over.

Cut the guy some slack... many people do this sort of thing... Just because you personally find it disgusting and wouldn't do it yourself doesn't make it wrong.