Painful urination/bowel movement
 

There's this girl who lives upstairs from me who works at a bar and usually doesn't get back until 2-3am. There have been several occasions when I'm asleep and she wakes me up when she comes home. I hear her walk into the bathroom and make noises while on the toilet. Anything from "ow" and "ooooooh" to grunting and groaning. Pretty loud too.

What is goin' on up there? I've never heard anyone, especially a woman make noises that loud before while using the bathroom. Sometimes I think it's just constipation, but other times I wonder if it's something more. Like her ass is sore from anal sex or something. A lot of the noises she makes on the toilet are the same noises she makes while having sex (she has quite a few booty calls). Any clues?

Without hearing I'd not hazard a guess. I'd ask you to post soundfiles but....

No.

She's probably having bathroom sex.

Painful urination could be a sign of an STD, or a UTI, however painful bowel movements generally is just dehydration... She's not getting enough water in her system for -{- oh gawd why do i answe these topics, this is as bad as enemas} looser bowel movements. Increase water consumption (not booze, actual water) and within a few days she should be fine- -

If she's pretty loud, she probably doesn't think anyone is listening.

Earplugs dude.

MoJo

maybe she masturbates in the bathroom

Thanks for the insight. I know she's not having sex or masturbating. I guess it just might be dehydration (although an STD wouldn't surprise me)

this may be something I dont want to know, but how do you know its not sex or masturbating?

What are you planning to do with this information? Are you going to drop it into casual conversation with her - "You know, I've heard that drinking lots of water helps relieve painful defecation"? Or are you just curious?
:lol:

Id say just ask her man, let her know your situation and shel be happy to answer your question.

Because she's only in there for about 15-20 seconds and then flushes. Plus you can hear plops. (it's ridiculous how thin the walls in my place are). When she has sex the entire complex knows it b/c she's super loud.

I guess I'm curious b/c I do kinda like her, but I was wondering if it was some symptom of an STD. She bartends at a gentleman's club and brings guys home often.

I can't stop myself...

It doesn't sound like an STD... just lack of a proper diet (not enough water and/or fiber)