condoms.

So, tomorrow night is date night and I want to buy some condoms. Problem is, I have never purchased a condom in my life and I have no idea how to choose one. So I thought I would throw a dime into the TFP wishing well and see if I can get some suggestions as to preferred brands, types, features, etc.

Also, a question for the ladies, since you often cannot predict what, um, size condom-wearer you might possibly be dealing with beforehand, what size do you default to when purchasing condoms for 'just in case.'

 

I usually just slap a dental dam on my smoothspot and it's party time.

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No, really... any major brand will work and short of climbing into the sack with a dude hung like a Subway sandwich, regular size will do just fine.

I use Durex ultra thin, myself. I haven't used a condom in a while, however, because I keep my woman chained up in the apartment. Monogamy.

 

I have a permanent condom. Vasectomy'd!

But yeah, I always preferred Durex over Trojan when I was forced to wear them.

 

Newsflash: Just because you take the magazine out of the gun doesn't mean it can't get dirty.

 

The man speaks the truth. I was coming from a baby making perspective primarily

 

I got these condoms right before I started dating Cinn (I was on a hardcore dry spell before cinn) and they helped with the carrying around (ie. wear problem) with guys (keeping them in your wallet).

Trojan 2 Go.

Hard shelled, two condoms in separate holders. Keeps them from getting damaged.

 

And by "dry spell" he means he didn't use any lube with those college girls we picked up when I went down for that one visit.

/totally bombs your cover story

 

Actually, I am tubal ligation'd!
So pregnancy isn't a worry for me, either.
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Thanks for the advice, everyone. Shortly I will be driving over to the Walgreen's to buy some Durex Ultra Thin Regulars. Then, if things go well, I will be prepared for any spontaneous bouts of reverse date-rape that may occur during the 'walking on the beach' portion of our first date.

It's been a long time since I got laid. It's not too obvious, is it? <----- i actually do feel a little like this guy today.

 

we are going to hear about the 'results' right?

 

well...not a blow by blow retelling, or anything

maybe I'll just make an announcement along the lines of: the eagle has landed.

private blogs. gotta have 'em.

 

Mmm, I think your code word for mission accomplished should be smorgasbord.

 

very well. i expect you all to wish me a happy smorgasbord.

 

Lately, I have been using Lifestyles Ultra Sensitive, though I've heard really good things about their Skyn condoms (they are non-latex, too, so bonus if you happen to want to get it on with someone who has a latex allergy). We also use Trojan Ultra Thins. I don't like ribbed condoms AT ALL, so the Trojan Pleasure Pack got vetoed when the man suggested it. (Fire & Ice? I DON'T WANT THAT NEAR MY VAGINA!)

For what it's worth, I've only ever been with two guys who really required larger condoms than the "standard" size, and one of those was questionable on it being necessary, too. Go with something latex in a standard size and it will fit something like 95% of the guys you'll meet, I think.

 

I really think you should blog the entire evening. And yes, that includes blow by blow.

Have fun.

BTW - I just walk around Walgreens with a box of Magnums in my hand just to impress people. Especially if I see someone I know. Never have bought them, though.

 

ribbing does nothing for me. i don't get it either. I have used toys that have 'ribbing' and it just feels like one of those latin percussion instruments, what are they called, wait...the guiro.



why anyone would want to feel that going on in their vagina, I do not understand.

i do like a nice ribbed turtleneck sweater, though.

 

When a regular size condom does not fit as in it is too small, you'll know. Once I had that experience both I and the guy stocked up on magnums.

I would avoid buying any with spermicide without telling the guy first that it is there - I know some guys prefer using them but that is one of those situations where the guy will probably want to go wash the spermicide off after the fun time is over, so its not sitting on skin forever. First time I've ever had a guy race me to the bathroom after sex.

 

I find that the ribbed condoms arent really ribbed. there are very tiny little rivets around the condom that are almost impossible to feel.
I dont know why no one mentions this, but you have to factor in the amount of skin you have when you get condoms. The more skin you have the more condom you need. (ie. cut vs uncut)
Trojans smell funny when you have sex but they never break. I've used plenty of other condoms that have broken though.