Cumming: the be all/end all?

When I threw the Bog Dog to the curb, i was surprised by one of his angsty questions. It went, verbatim, increduously, "But, you came twice in 1 day! Doesnt that mean anything to you!?"

Really?

 

Only twice? He was a slacker.

 

Mmm, anybody that brings up things that happen below the belt as a reason to stay in a broken relationship is a mental midget.

Example:

Him: "But I've got a cock like a tube of cookie dough!" Her: "That's great, Rufus; too bad we're living on fucking food stamps and you haven't taken a shower in a week. Unless that dick gets a job or turns into some meat loaf, I'm headed elsewhere."

As it relates:

In my short life I've enjoyed the decadent pleasure of being with some ball-shriveling succubi. And they were/are batshit insane. Offering me sweet-sweet forbidden carnal action can't compensate for crazy.

It's the price you pay, I think. That alchemical rule about equivalent exchange.

 

In a day? He wasn't trying very hard. Though sex overall in a relationship is really really important, its needs at any one time are really malleable. So yeah, I'm sure your reasons for kicking him out were more important than the fact that he wasn't satisfying you sexually.

 

Apparently he has lived 2/3 of a century without figuring out that we can also make ourselves cum (at least) twice in one day if we have to...and that sometimes it is preferable.

 

Women can have orgasms?

Who knew?

 

Sometimes i think girls have the unfair advantage of capable of having multiple orgasms, like one after the other. They can just go on if they want.

 

oh yes, women, a study in the history of unfair advantages, lol. We can cum more times than you but we didn't even have the right to vote in this country until 1920.
So, you know, wah.

 

Well, on any day i would definitely prefer the power of multiple orgasms over the power of vote

 

I'll pretend you didn't just say that.
la, la-la, la-la.

 

You are thinking with the wrong head, young fella.

 

Douchebag Ex and I went, minimum, three times a day. Two orgasms or more each time (starting out, anyway.) Yeah, that was awesome, but the whole emotionally abusive, referring to women as "holes," and general douchebaggery kind of overruled how many orgasms I had. Plus, after the aforementioned things started getting to me, the orgasms weren't ...er... coming as frequently.

So, no. Definitely not the be all/end all. Especially when I can do it myself just as many times, without all the bullshit.

 

You can't fix stupid- Ron White

I figure insane is incurable as well.

 

Geez. I guess.
But Im not payin full price anymore.
I can get half the crazy and more fruit for less.

Bring me a banana.

 

Absolutely not the end-all be-all. It's all just part of the journey, which is where the real fun is.

Men can do the same thing. It just takes some practice to not ejaculate as you have your orgasm.

 

SNL weekend update bit

 

You know why women fake orgasms?

They think we care.



:runs:

 

I'm with a woman who apparently thinks it's not important at all... She's starting to ( puts on sunglasses ) come around


Yeeeaaaaahhh