Dripping Wet Face Sitting

There is only 1 thing that drives me crazy, in a very good way, and that is when my gf sit on my face grinding away at my tongue and using my nose as a toy. I love looking up from below with my tongue deep inside her seeing her facial expressions when she moans of ecstasy. I love the taste, the smell and the sound. The best feeling in the world is when she cum all over my face with her juices running down my cheeks and into my mouth. I could do this every single night of my life.

What do you guys and ladies think of this, is it something that turns you on and that you love doing or not?

 

There are many cunning linguists here on TFP, and while there are fewer recipients they seem quite enthused about it.

Welcome to the forum.

 

Works for me. I confess, I prefer going down on a girl while she's lying down, since lying or sitting or kneeling myself positions me better to use my mouth and fingers with better control and precision. But I'll take a good face-sitting. Yes sir.

 

Does anyone else get creeped out that people join this site and immediately come to the sexuality forum to either ask bizarre questions (re: sideways vagina) or write erotic short stories displaying how sexually talented they are?

It gives me the same level of wiggins as when I'm out running errands and some guy leans over and says, "I bet you have a pretty pussy."

OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM MY FACE

 

People say that to you in public? WTF?

 

It's how I imagine dive school would be: alternating between doing the work the instructor requests and just trying to breathe normally. My nose is usually blocked by that boney mound of flesh above the clit (gotta get up in there!) and my mouth deftly maneuvers at tongue-nunchucking the tiny pink speedbag and sucking in air at the same time. It's fun and all but I feel like I'd need a snorkel to really relax. When you've got a short tongue, eating pussy is a cross between Awwwh Yeah and a survival challenge.

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They're typically one-hit wonders... for some reason they blow their wad and can't follow-up even when we graciously acknowledge their post and even post actual responses.

You should ruin their day and insist that it looks like the Predator down there. "If he was here? Arnold would take a rock to that thing. For serious."

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You know how I know you're Canadian?

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I'm doing just fine, thanks.

 

You have to admit that it is a good icebreaker - "I bet you have a pretty pussy." If they are overly offended, you respond with, "I can see that you also have a dirty mind. I had struck you for a cat lover." I learned in my teenage years that women want to fuck just as much as we do. The only thing that stopped the two of us from getting together is our fear of rejection. We are afraid to ask. Once I learned this, it opened all kinds of doors with not only the girls at school, but the better looking mothers of friends. My buddies always wondered why I was busy all the time. Ask and ye shall receive!

 

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Blatant Sexual Harassment​

You have to admit it's a good icebreaker. And it'll keep you busy all the time.​

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Yeah, but one of us had goofy champagne sex last night.

 

I sometimes feel like apologizing for my gender... I don't understand these types at all

 

Motherfucker, we've been over this... several times, IIRC... my $12 bottle of sparkling wine has "CHAMPAGNE" in bold font on the bottom of the label. Who am I to correct them?

Stuff is delicious. And a real panty-dropper.

 

Hahaha... I love you, buddy.

 

Get a room.

 

It can be a bit smothering, but having my face ridden is also fun.

And combining sparkling wine or champagne with cunnilingus can be a lot of fun!