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Funny Things You Found On The Net !

Discussion in 'Found on the Net' started by Knight Templar, Nov 7, 2013.

  1. Knight Templar

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    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted !

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    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted !

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  5. Knight Templar

    Knight Templar Warrior

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    A classic Uncle Phil joke

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

    The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

    "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.

    "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

    "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

    The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex..."
     
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    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted !

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  10. Knight Templar

    Knight Templar Warrior

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    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted !

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    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted !

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    June 30, 1922. "Washington policeman Bill Norton measuring the distance between knee and suit at the Tidal Basin bathing beach after Col. Sherrill, Superintendent of Public Buildings and Grounds, issued an order that suits not be over six inches above the knee."
     
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    fjmollot Getting Tilted

    translation: «and now, ladies, relax all the muscles ofyour body...»
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  15. bobby

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    TOOTHBRUSH SEX !
     
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    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

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