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Happy posting 'bot...

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Lindy, Nov 25, 2011.

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  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    First I get an alert that Captain Bob posted in a thread I was watching...
    Thanks, posting 'bot.:)

    Then I get an alert that I can't go there...
    Fuck you, posting 'bot.:mad:

    Must be a two-for-one alert sale on Black Friday...
    Note: This is a discussion post.;)

    Lindy
     
    Lindy, Nov 25, 2011
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  2. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    The mod only is active for the Posting Games section. Which post?
     
    cynthetiq, Nov 25, 2011
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  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    can we name the posting bot, Optimus Prime??
     
    ralphie250, Nov 25, 2011
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  4. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    Happy posting bot has no nationality and no religion. He just is.

    There are no holidays for happy posting bot.

    But he's happy.
     
    martian, Nov 25, 2011
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  5. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    I get an image of the Santa bot from Futurama.
     
    grumpyolddude, Nov 25, 2011
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  6. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.
     
    martian, Nov 25, 2011
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  7. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    Doesn't care if you've been bad or good.....
     
    grumpyolddude, Nov 25, 2011
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  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
     
    Plan9, Nov 25, 2011
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  9. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    whoa....flashback to the Fark days. I would consider participating in those PS threads again but I think my "skills" have progressed beyond the standard Fark drek but not to the SomethingAwful or especially Worth1000 level.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Nov 25, 2011
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  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    You people are playing with fire. That thing will kill ya, I tells ya! All you fornicatin' kids are done for!
     
    the_jazz, Nov 25, 2011
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  11. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    *Pictures the_jazz sitting on his front porch shaking his fist at the young whippersnappers who walk by and just might think of stepping on his lawn or walking near his prized begonias.*
     
    Speed_Gibson, Nov 25, 2011
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  12. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Boy, I saw you eyein' my begonias. You just keep on walking and we won't have any trouble.

    *chuck-chuck*
     
    the_jazz, Nov 25, 2011
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Happy Posting Boy = Jason Voorhees?
     
    Plan9, Nov 25, 2011
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  14. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    "Happy Posting Bot" is actually Justin Vorhees, a lesser known cousin of Jason with a personal history that is almost as disturbing. Some say it was caused in part by his midnight birth on the grounds of an ancient Indian burial mound.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Nov 25, 2011
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  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Yep. Don't have premarital sex on TFP.

    Or at least have the common courtesy to post pictures.
     
    the_jazz, Nov 25, 2011
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  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    *watches Jazz put his trusty hockey mask away in the cupboard*

    Uh... yeah... I'll get my girlfriend in baby oil and setup the tripod.

    Sir.
     
    Plan9, Nov 25, 2011
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  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    It was in Posting Games section. Which post ? Well now, how would I know? I can't get there.:)
    Even though I do understand the reasoning behind this, promote discussion, yadda, yadda, yadda, it still pisses me off. I don't manage two post EVERY SINGLE DAY then the posting brat should, in his/her infinite wisdom, know that I haven't, on a particular day, fulfilled the requirement, and therefore not send me whence I cannot go.

    Lindy
    Well, maybe I should just donate to get on the A-List. Looks like the last time I donated was in February, 2010.:oops:
    Uh-oh, now I'm embarrassed.
     
    Lindy, Nov 25, 2011
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  18. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    I just watch 30 Minutes or Less, the Jason scene was damned fuckin' hysterical.

    Don't try to fuck Jason either... well at least not when your parents can walk in on you.
     
    cynthetiq, Nov 25, 2011
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  19. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Remo Williams for the win
     
    Cayvmann, Nov 29, 2011
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    [​IMG]
     
    ralphie250, Nov 29, 2011
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