Long time no post, and of course I'm a jerk

Obviously I'm only here because I want something. Like a true parasite.

http://www.facebook.com/questions/3070518055118/

would you guys mind taking a second to vote for me? (Shauk) I believe i'm in 3rd place currently.

I'd appreciate it

I wish I had more time to spend here but trying to go full time with this DJ'ing thing is really difficult and getting support via social networks/forums or whatever methods it takes to develop a fanbase.

I really would like to take a moment to tell the whole story of what I've been through the last few years but this stuff is hard.

anyways, I hope I can count on my old TFP fam to vote for me

 

I voted for ya, Shauk. You'll have to give me a beej in the parking lot later, though.

 

Hi Shauk. I hope things are going OK.
I voted for you as well.
Looks like Fremen 's taking the collection, so that's two beej you owe him.

 

Pfft, I'm not voting for shit until you give us a proper Shauk update.

"Met this girl... killed an Asian guy in a top hat with a trident... insane car crash... woke up with a strange needle in my ass... found my car keys in a urinal... punched the guitar-toting singer of a mariachi band in the face with some brass knuckles I found in my pocket... ripped a mag out of my Uzi submachine gun... had sloppy sex with Plan9's exwife... explosion... discovered a strange bar code on my left forearm that rings up as DELUXE RUBBER CHICKEN... ninja stars... woke up covered in mayonnaise with a raging hangover with Martian telling me I need to get off his couch."

 

Hi Shauk!
Make that three beej for Fremen. I voted for you.

 

Damn, pretty close. LOL

Thanks guys

I'll be back asap

 

...we miss you.

 

That's oddly specific, Mr. Guru. I don't get the pop culture reference and now I'm left wondering: Did you do this to somebody or was it done to you?

Somebody fucked up your '94 Tercel, didn't they?

 

I voted for you. Now I really should listen to some of your stuff.

 

I voted today

 

Voted. If you give Fremen my beej, I'll just collect from some proxy.

 

One more for Fremen. Careful with the teeth.

 

Voted. Joins BeeJ'r line.

 

hey here's an advance copy

http://soundcloud.com/shauk/shauk-skankypanky/s-XyF5c

this isn't coming out til late next month. Just my way of saying thanks

 

fuck it.........I want the beej first Shauk.........

oh alright..I voted

and I'm following you on Soundcloud too........some pretty cool shit on there man..nicely done

 

Hi Shauk

I had a good listen last night. And slept on it. I like how you chopped and recombined the elements. Also, thank you for not insulting the intelligence of the audience ... at your concert, I'd be needing to 'follow' and 'go with' rather than being spoon-fed. The effort paid off, because your establishing the texture of the first 20 minutes transformed the slow beat of the next six or seven minutes, from what could have been mere change of pulse, into a culmination and breathing space. This process of development and emergence characterised the rest of the piece. Thank you for sharing this.

 

Voted. I'll take a pass on the bj though.

When you get to Fremen; he likes a good hard squeeze on the jewels - like you're trying to crush an apple with your bare hands.

 

And, you know this because....