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My partner took great delight in telling me this one

Discussion in 'Found on the Net' started by cchris, Aug 24, 2011.

  1. cchris

    cchris New Member

    Location:
    Sydney
    A woman is very distressed because she has not been married very long, and yet her husband has lost interest in having sex. So, she goes to see her doctor, and relays the problem.
    The doctor doesn't seem worried at all and tells her that this is nothing serious, that her husband has merely lost his animal instincts. The doctor tells her to crumble some dog biscuits on her husband's cereal every morning without telling him, and little by little this will bring out the savage beast in him. He wishes her good luck and tells her to come back in a week with a progress report.
    A week later the woman returns to the doctor, who asks how her husband is. "He's dead," she replies. "Dead?" the doctor asked. "What happened?" The woman replied, "He was sitting on the driveway licking his balls, and I backed over him with the car".
     
  2. crimemastergogo New Member

    Location:
    Canada
    She should have some dog biscuits herself....;)
     
  3. 81Malibu

    81Malibu New Member

    LMAO nice
     
  4. Daval

    Daval Getting Tilted

    cute :p
     
  5. DAKA

    DAKA DOING VERY NICELY, THANK YOU

    BOOO...
     
  6. BadNick

    BadNick Getting Tilted

    Location:
    PA's on U SofA
    lady drivers
     
  7. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Stupid dogs.