New mushroom found in China

cynthetiq · Jun 21, 2012

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E

Mystery mushroom? No, sex toy: 'It feels really fleshy and meaty,' says Chinese TV reporter On 'Xi’an Up Close,' an excited local TV reporter described the discovery of a strange object unearthed by village well-diggers. She said it looked like a new fungi. It was a masturbation toy.

The discovery of a strange object dug up by workers in western China prompted a local TV journalist to investigate, describing the fleshy find as a “mystery mushroom.”
But the report, which aired Sunday on the program “Xi’an Up Close,” got an immediate rise out of viewers — the mushroom was nothing more than a double-headed sex toy for men, ABC News reported Tuesday.

The honest mistake, which fooled residents of the rural village of Liucunbu, became an online hit in China.

The Chinese reporter, identified as Ye Yunfeng, spoke eagerly with the workers, who had been drilling a new well when they uncovered the item.
“When we dug down to about 80 meters deep, we fished out this long, fleshy object. It’s got a nose and an eye, but we have no idea what it is!” one worker said, according to a translation of the video.

Ye followed up: “As we can all see, this looks like a type of fungus, on both ends of which you’ll find mushroom heads.”

“On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips,” she added.
One man said it could be some form of the lingzhi mushroom, sought after for its medicinal value.

At one point during the broadcast, workers measured the object — unbeknownst to them, a sex toy modeled after female genitalia.

“The object looks very shiny, and it feels really fleshy and meaty, too,” Ye described.
The video went viral on China’s popular Twitter-like site, Sina Weibo, and some users said they appreciated the naivete of the reporter and the villagers.
Still, “Xi’an Up Close” producers wanted to save face, and posted an apology online, according to Shanghaiist.com.

“As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone,” the post read. “We’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction.
Please forgive our oversight!”
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Zen · Jun 21, 2012

LMAO

aphex140 · Jun 21, 2012

Superb !

Zweiblumen · Jun 21, 2012

LOL

Cayvmann · Jun 21, 2012

Somebody hid this thing 80 meters underground? Wonder where his porn stash is...

Cwtch38 · Jun 21, 2012

that was too funny the poor reporter lol

Indigo Kid · Jun 21, 2012

So much for the Chinese being more "advanced" than us non-chinese in the West!
LOL!!

fflowley · Jun 21, 2012

Cayvmann said: ↑

Somebody hid this thing 80 meters underground? Wonder where his porn stash is...
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Yeah I'm not sure I understand that part.
Maybe it got flushed down a toilet into a deep septic system and kept working its way down from there?
Or maybe they are excavating an old landfill.

Phi Eyed · Jun 21, 2012

Meat lingzhi? I'm ordering one, next time I visit Panda Delight.

Cayvmann · Jun 21, 2012

fflowley said: ↑

Yeah I'm not sure I understand that part.
Maybe it got flushed down a toilet into a deep septic system and kept working its way down from there?
Or maybe they are excavating an old landfill.
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I would guess it was flushed

Freetofly · Jun 21, 2012

Interesting!

chipperaroo · Jun 22, 2012

ROFLMAO.

Chinese.

TheSurgeOn · Jul 7, 2012

This story reminded me of something I must have found on the old TFP

Xerxes · Jul 7, 2012

fflowley said: ↑

Yeah I'm not sure I understand that part.
Maybe it got flushed down a toilet into a deep septic system and kept working its way down from there?
Or maybe they are excavating an old landfill.
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No. That's too logical.

You see the Chinese are a really pure people and do not engage in such shenanigans. So this was obviously buried deep into the ground by a horny old man.

And now he has to continue burying sex toys to keep up the ruse of unknown mysterious mushrooms!

flat5 · Jul 8, 2012

Maybe a worker left it down there and would not cum clean

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