Nominate Awful Beers for my Research Project

All,

Howdy. I'm Plan9 and I've got a pretty great/stupid idea for a research and analysis thread.

I need your help, though. I need a list of shitty beers to drink while I conduct said research.

Please specify the make and model of the beverage as well links/pictures and survival tips.

Your assistance is greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

 

Way to plug the easy one.

You can do worse.

Far worse.

ZombieSquirrel, post!

 

Plan9 knows my affinity for so-called "Shitty Beer" and I don't think I like where this is going. However, FOR SCIENCE, I will contribute my thoughts.

I can say that I don't particularly care for the Extra Gold Lager.



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HA...I posted that before you told me to!

 

More low hanging fruit:

Old Style: consumption of one is mandatory in the Wrigley bleachers on a hot day. I have maintained for years on end that the Wrigley concession remains the sole prop in maintaining solvency for the brewery. Cold, it tastes like skunked Miller High Life. Warm, it tastes like what I imagine the piss of a bottoming-out alcoholic to be.


Stroh's: the last time I had one, I was sick for a day. And I only had ONE. No other alcohol was consumed.

 

I <3 the following

Pabst Blue Ribbon
Natty Light
Old Style
Beast Ice
MGD
Labatt's
Icehouse

That's all I could think of off the top of my head....

 

Yeah, but why?

C'mon, people... I need details.

I don't want this thread to be a bunch of product names.

You have to explain how this beer is like drinking badger piss, how it'll ruin my life.

I need the name of the beer, your experience with it and what it'll do to my eternal soul when I drink it.

 

My list above isn't badger piss. It tastes like a summer day on a diseased lake in the Midwest. AKA Love.

Extra Gold doesn't really have any flavor. I think it's just the run-off from the barrels.

 

Schlitz - Tastes like beer someone else has already excreted


Beer30 - Worse than any "Lite". This is as bottom of the barrel as it gets. Disgusting.


Genny Light - This made a friend projectile vomit through a screen door and into a bucket. I have a pretty iron stomach and made me queasy. Genny is a cruel bitch lover.

Milwaukee's Best - Milwaukee's worst. WORST.


More to be added.

 

Hahaha! That's the stuff. This is what I need, people. I want these kind of details. Buckets of them.

 

Scroll up. Read my multi-edit.

 

And FUCK YOU the_jazz

Old Style is AMAZEBALLS. You can just join the snooty So called beer aficionados out here in the PacNW.

 

Edited mine just for you, Plan9, good pal.

 

You guys are awesome. Keep it coming.

 

I'm thirsty.

 

Damn it, Baraka_Guru , I was totally going to say that.

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Natural Lite was always our "flip cup beer," because it was cheap as shit. It also tasted like shit, but after a few rounds, you don't notice anymore.

And I wouldn't call it "shitty," necessarily, but I really do not like German beer. Some people are wild about it, though, so chalk it up to personal taste. St. Pauli Girl, Warsteiner, Beck's.... definitely not for me. AS FOR THE WHY, it has a very bitter aftertaste that I am not fond of.


Edit: I leave for a few minutes, and somehow miss a whole page of replies. Jeez, you guys.

 

Me too.

This project is going to be so gnarly.

 

Natty Ice.

Nothing says class like a natty ice. Tastes like Frat Boy sweat and horrible regret. Loaded with 5.9% alcohol. Yum.

 

The worst I have ever tried to drink or sell was a raspberry beer produced for the first Red Nose Day. It cost twice as much as other beers, and judging customers reactions, it tasted worse than slops. Could, however, be saved with an inch of lemonade as a top. Even with the price reduced to a quarter of the original, it still didnt shift.
For a nicer chaser to take the taste and memory away - you might like to try Fraoch Fraock Heather Ale | Thank Heaven for Beer
When I had old men in my social circle, I used to but 'interesting looking' beers for them for xmas.
Most popular local beer was HSB - which stood for either Horndean Special Brew - or - High Speed Brain Damage
Drink - The Royal Oak Brighton Only awful because of the effects.