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Pointless announcements 2.0

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by cynthetiq, Apr 1, 2017.

  1. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    Man, can you tell I had a day off today? The posts, they're everywhere!
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    finally gonna sit in the deer stand tomorrow. just havent had time. but fuck it, gonna find time tomorrow
     
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  3. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    Record Store Day 2.0 Today.
    The original was cancelled so they broke it down into smaller events with social distancing, etc.
    Gonna score some vinyl today.
     
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  4. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    For some reason my phone had @Lindy ‘s avatar next to your post. I was about to post that I was surprised she was a bow hunter all this time and I’d never realized it.

    Not much beats a relaxing day sitting in the woods enjoying nature. I guess part of a relaxing day in the woods, finished by field dressing a deer does. Be safe and have fun.
     
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  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    her avatar is way better than mine anyway. lol

    agreed
     
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  6. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

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    I was on assignment to photograph a demonstration of some newly acquired robotic knee surgery technology yesterday morning and had been told they would be working on pig cadavers.

    Yeah... those weren’t pigs.
     
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  7. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    There needs to be an upper age limit on the Presidency. It was like two old men yelling at clouds the other day. Say 70. Also, there needs to be term limits in Congress and at the state level. None of these folks care about us. They're too busy filling their pockets year after year after year after year with tax payer dollars and corporate contributions.

    Since this is posted in the pointless announcements thread, you KNOW it'll never happen.
     
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  8. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    I do believe that the deer would be safe with me behind the bow:rolleyes:. I'm just not strong enough t pull much power with a bow. I did some hunting years ago w/my old-school .30 M-1 carbine, mostly coyotes which kept getting into our chickens and ducks on the farm. And pheasant & grouse w/my double 20 gauge. I was good w/the shotgun. Broke 25 straight more than once in both skeet and trap. Not bad for a teenage girl w/a 20 gauge. :)Of course, I worked at the AL Gun Club and employees shot for free on Wed. nights. And I was boinking my shooting coach until he realized how old I wasn't;) But that's another story.:oops:
     
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  9. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    So, my wife and I tried to kill ourselves today by doing yard work. Each time we get up from sitting, all we are doing is moaning and painfully walking slowly.

    I cut the grass and then helped my wife trim the rose of sharon and other bushes. Yeah, we'll be hurting for days.
     
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    i know the feeling, After i ahve done yardwork all day after its over and i sit down i feel like i got hit by a bus.
     
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  11. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    More pain and torture today. We have to complete the cleanup of yesterdays garden cleanup.
     
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  12. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Seek success, but prepare for vegetables.
     
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  13. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    When someone claims they are a christian as a signifier of their character, clarifying questions should be asked. Starting with "are you a jesus christian or a republican christian?'
     
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

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    I refer to many "Christians" as
    "good white Christians."
     
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  15. International T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    Law and Order hooking me in the cold open is really annoying and also undefeated.
     
  16. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Are mermaids cold blooded or warm blooded?
     
  17. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    The opah or moonfish is warm blooded, the only fish that is in fact.
    So it would be possible for mermaids to be warm blooded and still be part fish.
     
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  18. International T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    I'm sick of this shit.

    .......that is all.

    Just had the urge to yell that. Typing it is better for my blood pressure.
     
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  19. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    yes!!! I yell FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!! all the time now.
     
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  20. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    Since I started working from home my fucking language has gotten progressively worse and worse.
    I'm going to have to do some serious work on that before I go back to the office.
     
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