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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcemennts - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Kinda like Pointless Announcements
    But for those thing of a sexual or passionate nature

    NSFW but in an area more appropriate.
    But still shared to the general membership.

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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Would it be sad or appropriate or both
    to know that good sex (or any sex) would wipe out any intellect or intelligent thought with pleasure and distraction??

    Hey, a man with a serious libido has his priorities
    And I'm not going to bullshit you or myself, to say that being a sapiosexual would "enhance" my mindset. (hey, it's nice in its time but I know I'm also an animal)
    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
    Pussy is just pussy (or whatever you're into at that moment...that's just my thing and I'm limited)
    And raw sex is just raw sex
    No intellect, just fuckin horn doggin' it.

    So much for my brain
    So much for romance

    Sometimes the dick just wins. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    And even if you're just thinking about it...a physical partner would be nice and better...but then again, sometimes just the idea and hormone is enough.
    Especially at the end of the night and fate hasn't put a playmate in your midst...but you're cool anyways.
    Nice is just nice
    Doesn't have to be any ideal or goal.
    Fuck'em

    Time to whack, get the edge off.
    Sometimes, it just comes down to that.
    It's called being human.
    no moe, no less ;)
     
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    Last night we took our first night off in several days. Given the sexual gymnastics we'd been doing, it was frankly a little welcome.
     
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Having a high sex drive and a low self-esteem is a horrible, horrible combination.
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Tell me about it...a body that wants to play, a mouth that can't get play.
    Can't tell ya how many times I've sabotaged myself or haven't moved on opportunity.

    Respect.
     
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  6. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Low sex drive, high intimacy drive, low self-esteem, limited experience. Oh what fun... Always a learning process. I feel bad for my husband and incredibly thankful. His drive is off the charts. It was strong before starting the T therapy due to clinically low levels... But now it's almost insane. At least from my perspective. My jaw gets sore some days, and my lips are perma-chapped, ha ha. Don't mind a bit.
     
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  7. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??? Donor

    Location:
    San Huevos, USA
    If you think that's bad, add marriage to the mix and you have a sure-fire recipe for never getting laid ever again.
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Well, I had the opposite happen to me from above just the other day.
    So rather than my typical horn dog mode with no play.

    I was not interested at all...and everything seemed to click.
    Of course... :rolleyes:

    I walked down to the local TGIF, feeling exhausted, the misty rains draining energy from me
    And having whacked off about a dozen times earlier, had no dick to think of left.
    I just wanted a few drinks and a meal that I didn't have to cook.
    I had no interest in meeting anyone.

    Yet, there was no room to sit barely, so I ended up sitting next to this couple at the bar.
    There was tension, obviously they weren't clicking...she wasn't into him. (she looking like she's ambitious and looking for the BBD and his banter and style was blue collar urban)
    She was hot, he was not.
    They were black...that didn't matter to me AT ALL, but it seemed to matter to him, so that's why I put it out there. (he seemed to be on a kick blaming his woes on being black, when it was obvious he didn't have his shit together)
    So, I ordered the drink. I didn't care what I had...asked for suggestions, she decided to kick out a suggestion or two herself all of a sudden.

    I order my meal...then she excused herself to the restroom. He decided I was the best person to talk to about his lack of click. (asking me if I ever had a black girl...yes, which surprised him. Why??)
    I was obvious he didn't have the banter and play this lady wanted. Young guy who didn't have the stuff.
    She came back, then he went to the restroom. She promptly told me that she hoped he didn't come back. (thus confirming my "spider sense" of the obvious)
    He came back, kept trying to get her interest. "be suave" in a unsuave-like manner
    Me, I was drinking my drinks and eating my meal.
    She struck up a conversation with me...

    I wasn't opposed to talking as long as I could continue my meal.
    But it clicked.
    I wasn't trying, but the banter was good.
    She was interested...and engaged. (Who would have friggin' thought??)
    Or she was using me for an excuse... (I'm not stupid)

    Now, she was definitely good looking and intelligent (but likely very ambitious, high-maintenance)
    So I cared, but I didn't care.
    I gave her my digits, didn't ask her for hers.
    Ball is in her court...if she wants more, she can call, if not, oh well.

    In the meantime, before this, I asked him to step to aside...and said, I didn't care...I wasn't a player, I was just getting a meal....but it's very obvious that she doesn't click with him and it's not going farther.
    We clicked, we talked a bit, he was fine with everything...and knew that it wasn't going to happen.
    Hey, as long as he's not offended and knows I'm not disrespecting him.
    She was shocked that we came out of there together smiling...and I told her that it was cool. No worries, he was cool with the situation.

    It's a weird friggin' world.

    Maybe I should stop giving a shit.
    But that's my problem...I care...I care too much normally. It's my nature.

    To be honest, I'm glad I left.
    I don't know if I could have done anything if the day had gone FULLY to my benefit. Nada I sayin'?

    I guess I could have restricted to oral and digits...but ladies often seem to take offense if you're not totally prepared when they want.
    Guess I need to stop jackin' off so much when I'm horny. (but who knew anything was to happen??)

    Feast or famine
    And it never seems to come when you're wanting or ready.
     
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I'm tired and weary of women, my libido and my dick.

    But at the same time, I'm interested and can't stop. :rolleyes:

    An addiction you don't want to kick.
     
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  10. International T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    Damn it, Now I have to find a way to get all of this on a t-shirt.
     
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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I'd be satisfied with just a simple monument in DC. ;)
    Although the Washington Monument may be representative of this particular topic.
     
    Last edited: Jun 6, 2017
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  12. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    When I go too long without sex, either with a partner or just myself, my balls hurt, and my body discharges the semen through my urinary tract. Yes I piss it out. Can be irritating
     
  13. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    My libido has been switched on high since birth most likely, and oh there are moments I wish it had an off button.
     
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  14. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    what is sex that you speak of?
     
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  15. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??? Donor

    Location:
    San Huevos, USA
    @ralphie250 , I keep asking myself that all the time.

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    OwwwwOwwwoWWW that sounds terribly painful!
     
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  17. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    Nice short interview about being female in porn, art, and being open about masturbation... Interview: Sex and Art with Amarna Miller
    Mods if this is in the wrong forum please move or delete, have already cluttered things up with new threads today so did not want to do that again.
     
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  18. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    Not painful just irritating, also good article @Wildmermaid Thanks for posting.
     
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  19. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted Donor

    Beet juice (consumed in the 6 to 12 hours before sex) is said to enhance erections.

    Anecdotally, it seems to work.
     
  20. oldtimer56

    oldtimer56 umime

    Location:
    East Texas
    Radical cystectomy is the removal of the entire bladder, nearby lymph nodes, part of the urethra, and nearby organs that may contain cancer cells. In men , the prostate, the seminal vesicles, and part of the vas deferens are also removed. What all that means is my little willie is unemployed with a bleak future. I asked my surgeon what my dick is good for now, he got a sad look on his face and said just flopping in the breeze now! Sorry since radiation and chemo didn't do shit!
     
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