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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcemennts - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Baltimore/DC
    Had another marathon but I wasn’t knackered as I was before.
    No exhaustion, no worn joins, etc.

    I must have reached a certain physical threshold.
    Now to make sure I keep in practice ;)
    And at an Olympic level training...
     
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  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    As long as we "keep in practice" an occasional walk in the park is just as enjoyable, in a different way, as our Olympic events.:p
    With regular sex my orgasms just come more easily. This morning was a walk in the park, lasting from about 7am to nearly noon. Intermittently makin' whoopee, reading the paper, and sitting up in bed drinking coffee. Then a team shower and out for brunch. Very satisfying in a comfortable couple sort of way.:)
     
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  3. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Another swinger party this weekend (two weeks in a row is rare for us).

    Interestingly I have a woman who really wants a threesome with my wife and I. Now normally this is my fantasy, but in this case shes straight and my wife is bi. She's willing to play the pillow princess but my wife won't do another woman who is straight, its a huge turn off to her and I totally get that.

    Now MFM's are easy with two straight guys, each guy gets a end, logistics are simple.

    Bi MFF's are a bit complicated but since the women can keep each other occupied I don't have to try to focus on two people at once, no one is "left out" of the action, much like an MFM.

    Straight FMF's... are work for me, and since this is a safe sex one, its not like I can put it in one and then switch, gotta do a condom switch each time.

    I've had one other straight FMF before and we were young and dumb so bareback and even that was hard to work out at times.

    I just can't believe I'm thinking of ways to avoid an FMF, I don't even know me anymore...
     
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  4. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Threesome avoided.

    Wife held 10 cocks withing 120 seconds playing a "guess who's penis game" (she got me right).

    Went home and she had 30 orgasms.

    She had a great day.

    I had a good one.
     
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  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    Sounds like a good day.

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  6. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    I tried to solve this dilemma for you in my head.
    What I envisioned happening was I walk in, see 2 hot women eager to have sex with me, and then I ejaculate as I unbutton my pants.
    Presto! Problem solved.
     
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  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Remembering a couple of my mid-teen boy sex partners. No wonder I went for the older guys even then.:rolleyes:
     
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  8. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Been there did that.
     
  9. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Wisely done.
    Several times as a teen I didn't even get my pants off.
    I'm not sure what mom thought as she was doing the laundry.
    Actually I bet I know but I don't want to acknowledge it.
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    “Crunchy jeans??”
    “Did he spill milk or syrup on them?”


    Hell...forget about my socks back then...
     
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  11. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Yeah my girlfriend in high school could climb in my lap while we fooled around in the car and that thing would go off in no time.
    Luckily back then it re-loaded very quickly!
     
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    A question I have about "re-loading" is as you go on...thru life and experience.
    Does it slow down due to age...and less hormones?
    Or due to your own "efforts" and "practice" on yourself or with a partner...and your muscles learn to hold back more...either though desire or habit. "muscle memory" as it were.
    ...or both?

    I personally think it's due more to practice than wear.
    Especially with the availability of adult material being more pervasive...and it being more accepted.

    And if you want to "unload" more often and with more volume...you need to "practice" allowing for release and relaxation...a different habit and exercise now.
    Tension and control may not be your friend in those cases...there may be such a thing as holding back too much.
     
  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    If a man says something in the woods & there are no women there, is he still wrong?

    ~ Steven Wright

    It’s just one of those days...
    Sex is great though
     
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  14. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    believe it or not, we've had HOT sex the last two nights. Thursday I came home and she was naked in the bed waiting on me and said "shower then me" I was like fuck yeah. last night it stormed all night and I thought about this thread..... lets just say, yall are right.
     
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  15. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Fist bump Ralphie!
     
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  16. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    Thank you

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  17. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    FOL! (Fuck Our Luck)
    Dropped the kiddos off today for a week of sleep away camp.
    We were looking forward to a week of sex unburdened by the ever present children.

    At 0630 this morning the Red Army invaded and we will remain under Communist rule for the next 5 days. :(
     
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  18. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Nebraska
    Murphy lives!:rolleyes:
     
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  19. kramus

    kramus what I might see

    @fflowley this morning on the way to the gym I remembered your post when my Lady announced the arrival of the Red Army by saying Hummer Week had started.
    She speculated that there might not be a lot of women out there who would say such a thing to their partner.
    I smiled in anticipation of her inducing powerful orgasms then gentling the courting tackle down with her patented post-cum licking, kissing and sucking while eye-fucking me.
    Hmmm ... Hummer Week
     
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  20. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    That’s the spirit!
    I got to visit Hummertown last night too.
    It was great but I’ll take PIV if I get the choice.
     
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