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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcemennts - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    While the benefits of sex are undeniable (unless, of course, you're my wife) you don't get much out of it if you're not the recipient of such actions.

    However, there's a good side if someone's not getting any (but it's not you)

    Exhibit A:
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    If you laughed at this, you probably just extended your lifespan.

    Laughter is the Best Medicine: The Health Benefits of Humor and Laughter



    Thank me later. ;)
     
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  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Nebraska
    The two activities are not a mutually exclusive zero sum game. :D
     
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  3. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I have never been so happy to not have to deal with the Communist Invasion ever again in my life as I have been lately. #BestDecisionEver
     
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  4. Must resist co-workers charms. Butt, butt, butt...
     
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  5. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    But I don’t swim in the Red Sea.....
     
  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    It’s not a bad stroke at all...just a touch of pre & post swim prep. And you may find your swimming companion quite enthusiastic

    It’s nice to not have any downtime.
     
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  7. Thanks for the memories...fap, fap, fap...
     
  8. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Agree. I'm extra horny at that TOTM. But some guys, I guess women too, just can't get past the yuck factor.

    The euphemisms (Red Sea, Communist Invasion, Red Army) just might indicate that a yuck factor is present.
     
  9. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Just as I was about to post that Moses had parted the Red Sea, the Communists had withdrawn and sexy fun time resumed! Lol.
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Baltimore/DC
    Well, shit
    I’ll just call it what it is...period.

    I think we humans need to stop avoiding the reality.
    Sex, in ANY aspect is a messy thing.

    The body is a bag of water, fluids everywhere
    Limbs get in the way, gravity works
    Muscles aren’t perfect or unending
    Timing between two isn’t guaranteed, even if they try. Etc and so on.

    People should just go with the flow, enjoy
    You simply do it because it feels good
    Practice and being open makes one better.
    And even then, the experience has its ups and downs (no pun intended)

    And it can change at any time
    What one doesn’t like now, you can like later
    What one likes now, they can not like later

    It’s a thing of moods.

    Personally, I’ve found it much better when I let go of my expectations
    And my limits...

    We spend our lives learning how to control ourselves
    And here is a great example of when to not control
    Let go

    The only controls should be health and consent.
    Beyond that, it’s a crap shoot.

    Life’s wilder side. :)
     
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  11. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Double fuck our luck.
    The kids are all packed for another week of sleepaway camp, leaving Sunday.
    Sexy fun times ahead right?
    The Mrs. reports Red Army troops are massing on the border. Invasion force expected within days.
    Ugh.
     
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Baltimore/DC
    IMHO, I'd go for it anyway, it's just one more thing added to the mess that is sex altogether.
    But many are not comfortable with that on either side, so do as you will..which is another mindset of sex, as along as there's consent.
     
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  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    its never bothered me. its part of life. if the wife wants it then, ill be more than happy to oblige.
     
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  14. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Early this morning combined army, naval and air forces of the Red Army launched a massive invasion.
    We are now under occupation.
    Pray for us.
    Or if anyone has an in with Komrade Trump, have him call Vlad for us!
     
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  15. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Omg I laughed so hard at this. And am seriously happy that the Communists were ousted from this body in March.

    I'll pray for your souls. Well, not really. I'll just wish y'all good luck.
     
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  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Vlad (Putin the Impaler) has it into Trump. Ask him!
     
  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    My girlfriend made up a new term for a maneuver we did and enjoyed thoroughly...
    "nippling 69" :p

    mutual nipple manipulation (both oral and tactile)
    chest to chest
    feet & head opposite ways

    She wanted the credit if I posted it. :)
     
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  18. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

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    Nebraska
    Thunderstorm just started... I hope that Sig is up for a little frolic.:D
     
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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    Jonesboro ga
    I thought about you the othe rday @Lindy .... it was storming and we had the best sex in a while..... thanks.


    last night was awesome also. not sure whats gotten into my wife lately, but ill take it
     
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  20. I've noticed a disturbing trend in my brain. I can take any erotic subject, be it photograph, story, thought, or memory, and stifle it as quickly as it gets started. WTF? NO! What the hell is wrong with me? Fuck!
     
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