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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcemennts - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    My wife has been post menopausal for quite a few years. IIRC she became horny for a couple of days before her period fully kicked in (I use that term intentionally), had a few days of serious discomfort/pain, then back to randy as it subsided.

    Other than needing a towel, which is a good idea anyway esp. when using a pillow for leverage & penetration, it was no big deal. I could, and did so gladly, tongue her clit without red-bearding.
     
  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    had great sex last night, that was much needed
     
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  3. Work fuck crush? check
    Long legs? check
    Straightened hair? check
    Tight, ass hugging slacks never seen before? check
    Button down blouse? check
    Want? Double check and can I get an AMEN?
    Will I? Nope, she's just a co-worker, just a co-worker, just a co-worker.....
     
  4. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Yesterday Mrs. went to work in a fitted above the knee skirt that makes her ass look irresistible.
    She knows how much it turns me on.
    Last night we put the kiddos to bed, she had showered and came out with the skirt outfit back on, crotchless lingerie underneath and came over and straddled my lap.
    Oh baby.
     
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  5. Knee high socks, short, mid-thigh skirt, hot, Eastern European MILF body. Things got kinda funny in my special place. :)

    No, she's just a co-worker, a hot, sexy, co-worker...sigh.
    --- Double Post Merged, Oct 16, 2018, Original Post Date: Oct 16, 2018 ---
    You can try also try using SoftCups or another type of menstrual cup. Before the wife hit menopause we used them when she had her period and they worked quite well.
     
  6. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    I have to say it's the hottest thing my wife has ever done.
    And as coincidence would have it she is a hot Eastern European MILF.....
     
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  7. Well, if she was dressed that way, at work, today, I apologize in advance for any impure thoughts I've had about her all day. Sorry, not sorry....:D

    Also, make sure to tell her thank you. ;)
     
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  8. At his point in my life, if something should happen to my wife, I have ZERO chance of even getting a pity fuck.

    Can you say socially awkward? Sure, I knew you could.
     
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  9. Frankie

    Frankie Vertical

    Location:
    Massachusetts
    I love Blow Jobs. I don’t even care who’s doing the sucking. At this point in my life one mouth is as good as another just blow me like you know me.
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Sex is the easy part of relationships

    * in my experience
     
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  11. Frankie

    Frankie Vertical

    Location:
    Massachusetts
    Agreed
     
  12. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    I had the ultimate best sex of my life a few weeks ago. Like, holy shit mind blowing good. It wasn't with my wife. My wife bought a suction cup dildo to help practice some of the moves.

    I'm kinda glad this woman doesn't live anywhere else, it would be impossible to keep a clear head otherwise.
     
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  13. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?

    Sex is NOT part of the relationship.

    * in MY experience.
    ;)
     
  14. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    In general, men are easy.
     
  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Well, so are women....once you're there.
    It's getting to that point that's a challenge. (then again, I've never been a player and I'm too polite for my own good)
     
  16. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Personally I think women are easy too. I think we play too much into the men and women are different tropes as a society, and they are, but we are both pretty straight forward.
     
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  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    If I'm not in an exclusive I can be easy to the right guy.
    Not quite the same as just easy.

    I was less selective when I was younger. Like in high school.
     
  18. Frankie

    Frankie Vertical

    Location:
    Massachusetts
    I never understood why guys would be almost scared to approach a woman they were attracted to. I was never like that and my wife has told me that was one of the things she found attractive in me.
     
  19. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted


    I've been meaning to ask.. for a long time, why?

    I love my wife, if she stopped having sex with me I'd still love her but if she didn't work on it being an issue, she wouldn't be my wife. Life is too short to just have a room mate.
     
  20. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    The same reason why you don't touch a boiling pot of water on the stove. You know you're going to get burned badly, do you go through with it? Of course not. :)

    You see, we beta males never willingly volunteer our self-esteem to get annihilated.

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    The important step here is that we visualize our failure.

    There is no reason a woman that good-looking would be available to us, so we move on.

    After that, we simply go home and masturbate. (Who says the fear of rejection has no fringe benefits?) ;)
     
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