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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcemennts - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    All are good, but it Asian big tits, equal white big tits Asian small, and then white small.

    Its probably the face swap just doesn't work as well on the small white one so the body looks wrong for her head.
     
  2. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

    Location:
    CT
    I'm not racist but ...
     
  3. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Please, go on...
     
  4. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Angle:Anal.png
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    One thing I've figured out...I'm NOT into pain.

    Getting or giving.

    So if someone wants it, they better ask for it.
    And even then, I'm going to have to warm up to it and even after have limits to what I feel comfortable with.
     
  6. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Wife has said maybe shes going to be ok for sex again.

    Its going to be oddly slow but fast :rolleyes:
     
  8. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

     
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Sorry ladies, this kid's dick is attached to his head & heart

    You're just going to have to deal with it.
    Just like I've had to.

    You want one, the other parts come with it, package deal.
     
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  10. RangerJoe

    RangerJoe Slightly Tilted

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  11. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Mines detachable. Feel free to send any extra my way. :D
     
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  12. RangerJoe

    RangerJoe Slightly Tilted

    That’s a kink I might be able to get into...
     
  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    IMHO, I think mine is worth more than $17
    I could be biased.

    But I'd likely lose it if it was detachable...I can't tell you how many things I lose, I'm so absent-minded.
    Then again, that makes sense, since my brains are in my penis.
    (then I'd lose my dick and brains...and we can't have that :oops::eek::confused::rolleyes:)..

    Wait, I think I'm making an extended version of the song... :cool:
     
  14. Short skirt, high heels, legs for days. I'm in! If only...
     
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Spring is here and the ladies are smiling and flirty like crazy
     
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    OMG

    I went to rehab for my knee, recovering from ACL reconstruction
    The Physical Therapist, who’s a nice enough young lady

    She was examining the scars on my bare knee
    Light touches here and there
    I was like - Oi vey
    Then when she was massaging my knee and back leg with some lotion
    I was going crazy in my head

    I wanted to be a gentleman because she was being professional and doing a normal PT task
    But I was wearing thin sweats
    I did not want to get aroused

    So I’m closing my eyes, thinking
    “Donald Duck, Donald Duck, Donald Duck”
    “Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse”
    And so on...

    I’m lucky I kept it under control
    While I doubt I’d be the first to get aroused
    I don’t want to be “that guy” :eek:

    I didn’t realize I was so sensitive to touch
    Then again, it’s not every day someone pretty is touching my knee.

    Need a few laps on the web now...geez
    Cause I’m certainly not going dancing yet
     
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  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I've been told that one of the best ways for a guy to squelch an erection is to think of his parents having sex.:D Of course that was for much younger guys.
     
  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    And some, they'd get more aroused from that. But, I'd have to agree with you on that for myself, ewww.
    However, I'd rather not mix relatives with any sexual imaginings...even denials to myself. Not a comfortable blurring of topics, in any context.
     
  19. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Try long division problems in your head.
    At least 3 digit, and better yet 4 digit numbers. And no rounding the remainders!
     
  20. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?

    I don't know, numbers can be arousing. Ever hear of the sexy prime?

    Sexy prime - Wikipedia
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    [​IMG]

    (Y'all forgive me, it has been a really looooong time...) ;)
     
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