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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcemennts - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    That's it, you're cut off from numerical methods.
    You will have to go with thinking about Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
     
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  2. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?

    Mmm... Margaret Thatcher...
    [​IMG]

    (You didn't specify which decade.) ;)
     
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  3. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    Or you can imagine yourself as Margaret Thatcher.

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    She’d could put ya in the dungeon
    If y’know what I’m sayin
    Nudge nudge wink wink...say no more
     
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  5. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    She also seems to have a thing for pearl necklaces.
    Just sayin'.
     
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  6. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I've had a few of those.:D Well, probably more than a few.:rolleyes: Somehow they never seem to be very durable.;)
     
  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    That's because they're water soluble :cool:
     
  8. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    You know, despite having actual family on the Irish side of the troubles, I have no real issue with Thacher.

    What I do have issue with is that hat.

    WTF is that? I hate it at a visceral level. Its awful.
     
  9. So the wife and I have been in quite a drought lately.

    However, even if we’re not getting any sex in real life, our dream selves are living the dream! We’ve both been having pretty good sex dreams lately.

    The wife had one that involved lots of group sex, as in orgy type combinations. Both of us were having sex with and without each other. OH HELL YEAH!

    Last night, I dreamed that my wife and her best friend double teamed me. It was AWESOME! Of course, the fact that my wife and her friend will be hanging out this weekend had NOTHING to do with it, I’m sure.

    Too bad our dreams don’t become real.
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Got laid. :D
    want more.
    'nuff said.
     
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  11. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    C'mon man, let's hear the details! Help me live vicariously!
     
  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Yeah, like you need to hear my lust life... ;)
    You’d think it’s amateur night.

    I do try
    What can I say...I’m a giver. :D
     
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  13. LimbicWhisper

    LimbicWhisper New Member

    Location:
    MD
    When you cum out of a LONG dry spell to several amazing orgasms... life is beautiful again. :D
     
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  14. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Funny, reminds me of a time when I was younger and sitting at a dinner my grandparents.
    and the meal was awesome...so much so, my grandma rolled her eyes up and close them then briefly moaned,
    OH! Better than an orgasm!!

    Young me <---- :eek:
     
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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    My maternal grandmother started her family at a young age, as was the norm back then, and wound up separated (eventually divorced) from her alcoholic husband at a young age. She used to read every pulp romance novel she could. I read a few just to see what the appeal was, and found out some were borderline pornographic (emphasis on graphic).
     
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  17. The hip to waist ratios are out of the park today. Tight jeans, high heals, sheer peasant tops. I'm in co-worker heaven! :D:D:D:D:D
     
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  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Summer is here, and even after five decades I'm still amazed at the amount of flesh to be seen at the malls.

    I could see me fighting with my--if I had any--young daughters or granddaughters over their clothing choices.
     
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  19. LimbicWhisper

    LimbicWhisper New Member

    Location:
    MD

    Continue to admire and drool...

    Maybe you are just as obvious as the group of males I just passed, flocked outside at the picnic tables in the courtyard turning heads without remorse. Gives a girl such confidence knowing she can turn heads with clothes on Needed that extra confirmation that my pants hug my body in all the right places.
     
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  20. OMG, I HOPE I'm not that obvious. LOL. I've tried very hard to develop my nonchalant looks. Sunglasses help outside, but not inside at work. :cool: Luckily, I have a wife that doesn't mind me looking. I give her the same courtesy.
     
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