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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcemennts - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

    Saw Deep Throat and Behind the Green Door at a now gone Drive-In theater !.....between movies "My Old Lady" went to the concessions stand and they were selling Fudge Sickles !
     
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  2. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Okay, it's not an all over tan, but, the tan lines are spectacular! At least from what I can see peeking down your blouse.
     
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  3. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Work buddy or SIL?
     
  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Y'know, not to be critical...but on those Cam sites
    If you're doing your woman doggy-style...and she's yawning, looking dreamy at the screen and typing on the keyboard replying back to strangers
    You're not doing it right.

    IMHO :rolleyes:

    Put your back into it, man (if not everything else...)
     
  5. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Work buddy.
     
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  6. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Jesus still keeping the SIL's tits all to himself?
     
  7. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    LMFAO, yes, yes He is. :(:(:(:(:(
     
  8. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Jesus granted me a wonderful downblouse view of one of the SILs this morning. :D My wife was Face-timing me this morning while the SIL was trying to assemble something. I'm thinking my loving wife actually focused on those gorgeous tittties of my SIL. Good Lord my cock started to twitch as I imagined pumping my cock between them.

    Then, I get to work and one of my fuck crushes is wearing a deep cut top. HEAVEN!

    Maybe Jesus is loosening up a bit, or maybe he took the day off today. Either way, I'm a happy camper.
     
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  9. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Horn Dog here. So, today, the work fuck crush is wearing a tight pair of jeans and a tit hugging top. I may go insane in the membrane if this continues. :p

    Hopefully the day stays positive (see yesterday's blog post). Fingers crossed!
     
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    Had a long hard day at work. Come home took a shower got out of the shower and my wife was laying in the bed looking at me waiting on me. That shit never happens but I'll take it. That's the best sex we have had in a long time.

    Sent from my VS996 using Tapatalk
     
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  11. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Aaaaaaaaaand, today, my original, work buddy, fuck crush is wearing a sleeveless, button down top. Damn does she look HOT!

    Jesus is really working me over this week. Still no flashes though, well, other than the wife's. What a woman!
     
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    Then again this morning. woke up 30 minutes before my alarm went off to her playing with my balls...... FUCK YEAH.... we haven't had morning sex in many many years.
    we are both 38 so im thinking that she is at her sexual peak....
     
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  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    or at least im hoping so :D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  14. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Oh no you don't.
    It only gets better when women reach their 40's. At least in my experience of n=1.
    More drive, willingness to try new things and experiment are some of the things that have happened.
    Just you wait!
     
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    im ready.. atleast i think i am
     
  16. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Quite correct! My wife really hit her prime when she got into her 40's. Discovered some new kinks and it's been onward and upward since then. :D
    --- Double Post Merged, Aug 2, 2019, Original Post Date: Aug 2, 2019 ---
    Speaking of sex, got us some last night! A quick oral session turned into an ass slapping, hair pulling, orgasm inducing Spoon session. It was difficult at times, since I'm not at my best at night, but, Mr. Happy did the job he was called upon to perform. :)
    Besides, my fingers were quite willing to fill in when needed.
     
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  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I'm hornier than ever at age 42.:D I surprised Sig by following him into the shower this morning. Scrubbed his back then soaped his balls and ass. Got his cock nice and soapy clean.:) Then gave it a nice warm water rinse and it just kept getting bigger and harder. I mean, a really unusually stiff one.:p When we got back in the bedroom I had to slide it between my tits and then give it a close and thorough oral inspection just to make sure it was still all right.:rolleyes: I worked on hand and mouth edging for quite a while and all of a sudden it just spit all over me. Usually I can tell exactly when he's reached that "point of no return" but not this morning.

    Have I ever mentioned that I really love cock? Even at age 42?
     
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    BTW, on the same note...
    If your lady is riding you reverse cowboy and going for it and getting off
    and you're looking bored while she's facing the other way...

    You're doing it wrong
    IMHO

    Find the passion, put some oomph into it.

    I just don't understand being complacent in sex.
    It doesn't compute for me.

    Even slow and quiet sex is passionate to me. (IF she's returning it...takes 2 to tango)
     
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  19. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Speaking of sisters-in-law... Jesus told me to share this old photo of the cleavage belonging my sister-in-law's sister-in-law.:D Namely, me. Taken when I was about 36.:) Hope you approve. A little lube (or plenty of sweat) and I'll bet your cock would just slide right in there.:p No guarantee on the twitching. I can be such a tease.:) And my boyfriend says I've got great clavicles, too. What do you think?
    Untitled.Lindy4.jpg
     
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    thats a great picture. and yes you do... :)