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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nebraska
    Probably just fell out of some girl's laundry basket.:) But if some lady wants to shed her panties (for whatever reason) if one is wearing a dress and not too hefty it is pretty easy to casually walk right out of them. If it's dark, no one would likely notice. Then you're ready for whatever hanky-panky you had in mind.:D I've done it. But I always picked them up.
     
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  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nebraska
    I guess I should have said it's easy if barefoot or wearing some light sandals.:) More difficult in heels, but I rarely wear heels. Downright impossible if wearing jeans and cowboy boots:rolleyes:
     
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    https://b.thechive.com/OAGHD2tFjZ

    FYI

    I think the key word here is “admit”

    I wonder what the stats would be if everyone told the truth fully???
    (then again, you could say this about any topic )

    Interesting that men watch the face more
    I guess we’re romantics after all.
    Not just DOM

    I’d be interested in more stats on women

    And I’m skeptical about the brain size vs porn study.
    (always something in there to punish or stigmatize...)

    I’d say “maybe” you could get desensitized if you do too much. (But that’s just getting off, porn is not a factor, that’s just a stimulant)
    I call it the Zen Master affect.
    You do something so much your body trains for it.
    This can be both good and bad
     
  4. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    WOO HOO! Cow Girl session successfully completed this weekend. WOOT WOOT!
     
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  5. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nebraska
    The link just leads to a 'download the chive app' page.:mad: Is there any way to access the content without a smartphone?
     
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    No...dammit, I hate these proprietary links.
    If ya don't want people getting in, them don't let it share. :rolleyes:

    It was a link on sexual stats that had some interesting perspectives.
    Like when they traced the eye patterns of men watching porn, they mostly looked at the women's faces, not genitals.

    They didn't have enough stats on women.
    The stated the brain gets smaller when watching more porn (which is BS)

    And something about masturbation...

    Oh well, I tried.
    Didn't get off
     
  7. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    Put the wife to sleep with an awesome oral session last night. Feasted on her like I haven't done in a while. Add the nipple pulling, pinching and twisting and she was a goner. Haven't heard/seen her orgasm like that in a long time. :D
     
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  8. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    We had teh butt sex last night.
    First time ever!
    All went smoothly and everyone went to sleep happy and fulfilled.
     
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  9. GhoastGirl2.0

    GhoastGirl2.0 Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Western PA
    Think it's time to buy some new sexy lingerie for when my husband gets home tomorrow as a surprise.
     
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    I am learning that she is getting closer to her sexual peak because we are having sex more frequently than before we are having better sex than in years past and every now and then I get pictures that she used to never do. Just sometimes life gets in the way but at the end of the day sometimes we do try to sneak in that quickie as to where in years past she was never for that. Like last night for instance we were both tired I had worked all day and she had clean house all day and when it was time to go to bed we still had great sex even though we were both tired but sometimes it doesn't work out that way sometimes we just go to bed. So I'm kind of looking forward to when she actually reaches her sexual peak

    Sent from my VS996 using Tapatalk
     
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  11. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    Hot, orgasmic Saturday morning sex. That is all.
     
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  12. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    I kept wondering when my wife was going to hit her sexual peak, but unfortunately I missed that boat a long time ago...
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    For the win.

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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    Ok, hint

    If y’think want the nice guy to come rescue you
    To use his body as ya did before
    To strip for your sisters bachelorette party

    Y’gotta know where the hell ya are.

    Calling after midnight in a drunken state
    He can’t do you or anything for ya
    Or even entertain your sister’s bridesmaids

    If you can’t tell him where to go.

    Besides...
    It’s been 10 years since I stripped for my last bachelorette party.
    I’m out of practice.
    (true story, btw...)

    Geez, I’m a nice guy with a libido
    Not a psychic
    I tell ya...they want everything from ya these days
     
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  15. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    The skin tight, black slacks, force is strong with them today. :)
     
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  16. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    No one told me it was Painted On Pants Day today. I LIKE IT!
     
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    That is called the Sherwin-Williams effect and it is wonderful LOL

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  18. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    When is painted on blouse day?
    Asking for a friend.....
     
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    I'd recommend a Bing image search :D
     
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  20. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    Well, you know you have to be the worst lay in the world when your old lady chooses to watch online number crunching on a Saturday night instead of a roll in the hay...

    [​IMG]

    True story, by the way. :rolleyes:
     
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