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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcemennts - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    I would also like to know when Painted On Blouse Day is. Won't get any work done, but, that's okay.
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    I might visit that day

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  3. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Thanks for the peek down your top my beautiful Greek Goddess. :cool:
    I hope it wasn't obvious.
     
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  4. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Anal again last night.
    With her in sexy lingerie.
    And the lights on.
    It just keeps getting better. Something about her 40's.
    10 years ago none of the above would have happened.....nor even been considered.
     
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  5. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    For me, part of it is an increased sex drive (I would not have thought that possible:rolleyes:) but also being more and more comfortable with my long term exclusive partner. If one of us wants something sexually we can just openly ask for it.:) And we're both happy going over well remembered ground or exploring something different. Sig has endurance and control but also amazingly quick recovery for a 50+ guy and he's ready to go again.:D
     
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I think I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve masturbated

    Man, I hate it when I get libido spikes
    Consumes tons of time.

    From the cyberprowling buildup
    To the execution...which takes longer for each ongoing go around.

    I’d like to say I’m a player, so to get partners
    But I don’t have that skill, so it’s when it clicks.

    But I wouldn’t ask a woman to keep up either
    That’s not fair.

    Well, at least I don’t do anything beyond boundaries, weird or illegal...so at least, I won’t get myself into trouble that way.

    Or maybe I’ve said all this before
    And it’s just another surge
    Hard to keep track

    I’m only 51...so just a few years under my belt.
    And so I shouldn’t complain...the shit works, right?
    Guess I should just keep on truckin’ while the engine is revving.

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  7. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    cant wait for that to happen... its slowly getting there,
     
  8. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Well, I, for one, am happy that the tube top is coming back. There were lots of them at the Sea, Hear, Now festival over the weekend. It was a veritable smorgasbord of boobs. Me likey! :cool:
     
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  9. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Do you have any water parks near you?
    That's the veritable boob grand buffet.
    We took the kids last month. It's all there.....from the obvious jailbait hoping to get some attention, to the curvy MILF's that know they got it going on and show it with confidence.
    We were on line for a water slide about 3 people behind a mid-30s mom with the most perfect ass I have ever seen. Waiting on line on the ladder and looking up was quite the pleasant diversion.
     
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  10. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Had an epiphany moment when I realized why my wife has no interest in sex.

    A while back I had asked her how many lovers she'd had before I came along, and she was extremely reluctant to divulge the number...

    ...which leads me to believe she's probably bored with the whole idea, as there's nothing (or no one) she hasn't done.

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  11. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    There are, but two middle aged people hanging out with no kids would make it suspicious. Plus, neither one of us is a water person. :D
     
  12. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I always got plenty of attention when I was 'jailbait.' I just asked for what I wanted.:)
    Well, well, well... my BF always lets me go up the stairs first. Silly me, I thought it was so he could catch me if I fell.:D
     
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  13. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Of course! We are just being gentlemen. And when you're at the water park in a skin tight bikini we are being extra gentlemanly.
     
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  14. GhoastGirl2.0

    GhoastGirl2.0 Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Western PA
    Very odd. My sex drive went through a real dip the past 9 months when I was not happy with my job...situation has changed with the job...now very happy and my drive is back through the roof. Almost to the point of wanting to get pregnant...oh wait...no way. Done the baby thing...still not sure if it’s directly associated with my need for a fulfilling professional role or my body trying to get more babies in there...


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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Probably all the above
    Factors including happiness and satisfaction can affect a lot of things physically

    For example I’m so worn down, it’s affecting my desire to pursue or date. While my drive hasn’t gone down, and women may be flirting with me, I’m not interested in starting things or making a first step. Don’t want to deal.
    Actually, right now, I almost wish I didn’t have a sex drive. It’s a waste of time and burden at times. Rather focus on other things. But it calls...

    The body is a complex thing, physical, mental, emotional, etc all comes into play for what you’re in the mood for...sex, relationship, etc. It all doesn’t match up either.

    It would be nice to be linear but life and the body isn’t that way. Complicated.
     
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  16. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    Happy life means everything falls into place, when im not happy or stressed out, my sex drive falls off
     
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  17. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Now that the Mrs has been cleared for regular activities, I believe it's time for a BDSM Lite session. Yes, that will do nicely.
     
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  18. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    The cucumbers were too cold to use last night.
     
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  19. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Think
    ice cubes and
    hot tea bags.
     
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  20. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist

    Location:
    North
    That reminds me of the joke about the two little old ladies at the farmers market looking at the stack of cucumbers with a sign "3 for $1.00" with the caption, "Well Martha, I guess we could eat the other one."
     
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