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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcemennts - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
    Tulsa
    My lil Hmong chick gave me a blowjob in the work parking lot. Incredible, I throbbed and came good. She said she didn't know how, that she was watching sex vidoes to learn. She pumped, deep throated and swollowed without hesitation. Two supervisors walked past that didn't see us and people starting their cars and leaving, and she just kept going deeper. Then she didn't stop until I finally went limp! How lucky can a guy get.
     
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  2. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Damn!
    I got a hand job while watching the Leafs game on TV last night and I thought I was the luckiest guy in the world!
     
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  3. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    State Of Confusion
    A tight, stretchy top, hugging your delightful breasts, and, a tight, ass hugging skirt gives you a very 50s-ish look. Me likey!
     
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  4. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    State Of Confusion
    UPDATE: The tight stretchy top is see through, sort of. ;););););)
     
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  5. I was circumcised about 3 weeks ago at the age of 51. Recovery has been interesting.
     
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  6. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Hubs did it a few years ago at 39. I have never been so affect by blood from someone else in the same way. I cried so hard for him. He laughed at me after the pain meds kicked in.
     
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  7. I had very little bleeding and remarkably little pain. Night-time erections were un-fun for about 2 weeks, but overall for me it was a pretty big nothing-burger. Interestingly, my wife has reacted much harder to the whole thing than myself as well...

    How have you guys found the revised toy since? I'm still on restriction for a couple of weeks.
     
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  8. Lindy

    Lindy Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I heard that there was a mohel who saved several foreskins and sewed them into a nice coin purse.

    If you rubbed it just right, it turned into a two-suiter.:cool:
     
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  9. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    State Of Confusion
    Damn it, forgot to mention. As of last month, you must be 41 to ride this ride. The more you know.
     
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  10. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    State Of Confusion
    Dang, forgot something else. It was 38 years ago tonight that I took the Mrs' virginity. Yeah, we're THAT couple. We celebrate all the anniversaries. Just hope Mr. Happy rises to the occasion! :oops:
     
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  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Pretty spectacular. It was lovely to begin with. It's been several years. Everything healed well.
     
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  12. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    State Of Confusion
    Aaaaaaaaand, he didn't. He did today though. Still counts, right?
     
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  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    No wonder I wear glasses
     
  14. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    State Of Confusion
    Would it be inappropriate for me to "accidentally" spill my whole cup of water on your see through blouse?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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  15. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    State Of Confusion
    "Cleavage is my Kryptonite" is my new favorite, busted for sexting teacher, quote. Also, I think I'm gonna make it my mantra.
     
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  16. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED! Donor

    Look. I just wanna fuck. Like. All the time.








    ..........................................oh, it's Spring, isn't it? Fucking hell.
     
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Are we supposed to feel sympathy for him???
     
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  18. Lindy

    Lindy Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska

    Serious question:
    Do you ever get satiated?

    If you spend a night or day fucking; does it calm the storm for a while?

    Sometimes I just feel like a worn out ragdoll after a session. Especially one that involves a lot of straight fucking.

    And I know I won't want it again for a month.
    But a few days later...:rolleyes:
     
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  19. Ice|Burn

    Ice|Burn Getting Tilted

    This is basically the synopsis of my life. In fact it's gotten to the pooint where the low self esteem has mostly killed off the sex drive. Granted there's a lot of other factors... but I can trace greater than 98% of it back to low self esteem.
     
  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    I could have typed this....


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